Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user
Juggalette_623 9
Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.
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Comments (320)
deathproof_fml 0
YDI for being an attention *****.
linvomittt 0
I've been dying my hair green for the past five years, and you can bet your ass I've received tons of shit for it. But, I don't say "FML" every time someone mocks me for my decision to dye my hair. There will always be haters, when you want to do something that's different from the norm. If you can't take the shit, then don't dye your hair an unnatural color.
seemingly_random 0
And he knows the correlation between blue-haired people and doing drugs how? My school's colors are blue and gold and the sports teams always dye their hair blue and whatnot for home games. Then again, they're mostly all on drugs. Well, I'm sorry, that's almost as lame as the kid with the rainbow name tag who "hated god."
sinergy 0
That sucks. You should've told that guy off.
spirited_away33 0
You're awesome for having blue hair. Enough said.
uhohh 0
cool! are you one of those japanese cartoon characters?
hottiegurl 0
Blue hair!! Awesome, hehehe....and sometimes drugs doesn't do that! I call it individuality...did I spell that right??
redhotwrestler 0
my brother had blue hair for a bit this year... but he isn;t a druggie... he died it blue to raise money for Cancer reasearch... goes to show why judging appearences is decieving
missmusical 0
i have pink hair and im not a druggie yet people assume and make comments! its your hair and dont care about what others think about it
Kitty34_fml 0
YDI for having blue hair. You obviously did it for attention, so don't complain - you got what you wanted.