By crazyparents - 10/11/2010 07:12 - Australia

Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 498
You deserved it 3 319

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I am 24 years old and have been married for 4 years, own my own home etc. I went to private schools and uni, all the "good family" crap. But in reality, my mother is just off the rails, and my father is just as bad. She's always been like this, and it was ok when it was just me she was trying to hurt me but its gone beyond that now. Calling it quits and keeping well away from her. And she dosn't take sugar.

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your mother needs help. mental hospital help.

crazy much....I think you should give her a sippy cup, plastic keys, and a nice padded room. I would definitely be pissed and she would be on her way to shady pines nursing home for an extended "vacation"

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haha. aww...

that's the best first comment you could think of?

FortMinor 0

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WallyTheWombat 0

I don't see your first comment being any better! @Op You need to call the cops and sue her for damages. A restraining order would probably be a good idea, at least untill she seeks help, and if she violates the restraining order, she can be court-ordered to get help. I know it seems harsh cause it's your mom, but I don't think your daughter should be exposed to that. Thank you for being responsible and keeping that woman away from your house and kid. MAYBE you can explain to her that she can't do that shit and just because she can't control her emotions doesn't give her the right to harass and threaten you.

phreshboi 1

yeah anyone can do what they want.... also I think your mom should be checked for mental instability

My mom did that once. So I rid my BMX down a sink, backwards.

boyguydudemalema 0

so many suck ups to hot chicks, im sure u guys all think it was lame but u still suck up . . . anyhow, personaly i think its better than lol but it could be better like actually putting in words like "i dun want to be that crazy cow's daughter D: " whatever ur free to do what u want i hate suck ups

81 - Or maybe we don't like it when assholes randomly insult someone for no reason at all, for something as trivial as what they put as the first comment. L2 life?

boyguydudemalema 0

82 i see your point, but would they do the same if it was an ugly looking guy?

One would hope so. Don't just attack others on the basis of assumptions you have made.

OP, what is wrong with your mom... she sounds like she's 4.

i8thelastcookeii 0

op, listen to wallythewombat!!

aww. im so sorry u have to deal with BS like that

alsnyder12 0

there is definitely a story behind this

Brannie 4

I think your mom might be a crackhead

this is why Australia is the best country on earth

19 shes got gorgeous hair, let her live.

Really? Because it's a Continent.

AngryGuitarist 0

that sounds like the evil people on sims. I picture her as blabbing nonsense with a huge frown throwing tea on you lol

slushpup9696 12

196 - I'm pretty sure Austrailia is both.

your mother needs help. mental hospital help.

JustStopSucking 0

It wouldn't have been so bad had her mother not been a massive horse.

can we say WHITE TRASH?

cdatribe23 0

yes, yes we can lol

seriously. she could be bi-polar

22cute 17

You did the right thing, Op. Keep her away from your daughter and out of your home!!

Yeah... Just a lot of it. Totally agreed!

sounds like my mom :( fyl op

kcTornado 0

that sounds like my mom too!! I got a heavy metal ice cream scoop thrown at my head, barely missing when I was a kid. :-/ parents suck

I see your ice cream scoop and raise you open scissors :P yes some mums are crazy - mine included!

kcTornado 0

wha! open scissors! damn girl! lol

Try a can of root beer. Then a knife. And last but no least, the tv remote. Last one was later that night.

I got a tv remote thrown at me too :D but my mom isn't very crazy...

I see your open scissors and raise you a wooden chair thrown at me when I was six, followed by screaming of how I was so awful. She then baked my 4 year old sister a cake because she felt like it. Actually, that could have been it's own fml :)

that's some mother-daughter love right there! :)

BadasS14 0

Though Love?

^ Probably meant tough love. Sometimes autocorrect is a bitch.

KataraTheBender 0

WIN

claudiame 0

My mom is the same way, fuck them crazy bitches! and good luck protecting your baby

shame on you

i8thelastcookeii 0

Mormon?

crazy much....I think you should give her a sippy cup, plastic keys, and a nice padded room. I would definitely be pissed and she would be on her way to shady pines nursing home for an extended "vacation"

Haha...Shady Pines...Golden Girls...

mnemonicdaze 0

Shady Pines, ma! Haha I threaten my grandmother with that all the time.

Why would you threaten your grandma :O like joke with her about it sure but that's just mean :(

Why would you take her comment so seriously?

melibear89 7

wow. your mom is the definition of bitch.

she's a member of the canine family whose gender is female?

i8thelastcookeii 0

above me ^ fail. 2 things above me ^^ win.

Call the cops on her. Thats the only way she is going to learn.

I love FMA xD

Or Judge Joe Brown!

No, just move without telling her where.

firefighterazz 0

she has issues. get an order put out on her till she gets her shit together and comes back down to earth from the crack she's on

FFML_314 11

Give the woman some more fucking sugar! I would have thrown the tea in your face too. Selfish brat.

JordanDanyelle09 0

u dumb bitch!! u can't read!! she is protecting her BABY thats NOT. selfish u idiot!!!!

bishhitsandii 3

40: Don't call anyone dumb until you can learn to spell correctly, use proper grammar, and tell the difference between serious and joking comments. I thought it was funny.

sourgirl101 28

Anna, lend me some sugar. I am your neighbor. All right all right all right all right. Where've you been? Was looking for you all week.(:

40 - get trolled lol

RedPillSucks 31

I want some fucking suger!! Fucking suger is the best kind of suger. I FUCKING LOVE SUGER!

Red, you like fucking sugar? That's some pathology right there. FFML, I thought that was an intelligent, lucid, well-thought out comment.

And Anna did it again!

I am inclined to half agree with 10 seriously, like my mums a crazy bitch but I'd have to have done something fucking fantastic to get the 'I'll kill you' treatment and the rest... I say OP probably got pregnant at like 13 and has now moved into a crack-house with her child and the guy who knocked her up, oh and the car is stolen, and used for drug distribution! I like my version of events! YDI OP!

I am 24 years old and have been married for 4 years, own my own home etc. I went to private schools and uni, all the "good family" crap. But in reality, my mother is just off the rails, and my father is just as bad. She's always been like this, and it was ok when it was just me she was trying to hurt me but its gone beyond that now. Calling it quits and keeping well away from her. And she dosn't take sugar.

bleedingglitter 24

Crazy moms are everywhere. My mom does shit like this constantly and then has no memory of it. I just don't answer her phone calls and have moved away.

Op I love your little humour at the end. Also I am very sorry you were a victim. My thoughts are with you and your family.