Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user
Juggalette_623 9
Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.
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Comments (320)
mattmag 0
why the hell do you have blue hair? are you marge simpson?
lancetela 0
What's wrong with blue hair? That dad is just jealous.
Tinystarz 2
The community you live in must be a little uptight.. I've never had that big of a problem with my dyed hair [every color has been done]. If you like it, do what you want. But not FML material, that's just an unfortunate encounter.
Emika_fml 0
What an awful things to say! Plenty of stupid things can be done - and enjoyed - without drugs. But YDI 'cause you dyed your hair blue, and if you didn't expect a few rude comments, that's just naïve.
FEARTHEGOAT93 0
There prolly 2 reasons u have blue hair 1. You ARE a pot head/etc. 2. Ur one of those emo things they call "people"!
diabeticgurl 0
Haha LOL! Exact same thing happened to me but the parent said "because her parents don't love her so she does drugs" and I turned and punched her in the face. Soooo worth it, my parents died in a car crash.
ThaMox 0
Stop being a stereotype and stop whineing when your attention getting hair gets negetive attention. Btw I have had hair of all colours so don't even try and pull that.
lulzer 0
Well the OP must be doing something wrong because I also have blue hair and everyone I know or encounter compliments me about it....
omnivector 0
Don't worry about judgemental assholes - I don't think you really care what they have to say
LilMissSunshine1_fml 0
You should have just responded loudly "Yes, drugs do make you do stupid things. Like having sex with your mommy to make you."