By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
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brandy18 0

fail for OPs boobs being so small that the door could hit her and give her a third boob

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Dismissal 4

You must have tiny boobs.

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Janah_the_ENP 0

So is this FML the fact that it looks like you have three boobs now, or the fact that your boobs are so small a door bumping you could make it look like you have three?

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pcballa1035 0

i don't know what's worse, getting nailed with a door or having boobs so small that the bruise looks like you have a third one. Fail and ydi for that one

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KurouTenshi 0

*lights the fire an sets up the turner* okay, drag'r over. gonna have us a good ol fashion witch burning. and then a community bar-b-q

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Ajjas013 6

Dibs on the ****. *Evil grin*

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perdix 29

Does your new boob have a nice nipple (pink or brown)? We have to know!

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Pearljammer001 0

perdix, I think you have some competition. the Victoria secret lawsuit comment was epic!

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Superbuns576 0

wow brandy ur a dick.

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