Today, I found out that I’m pregnant just a few weeks after our wedding. I have no idea who the father is because before my wedding I had closure sex with my ex. He’s an olive-color skin tone Latino. My husband is white Caucasian. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I’m pregnant. My fiancé was beaming with joy. However, I’m not sure if he’s the father because I recently had hate sex/quickie with my ex-boyfriend, who is also my coworker. I wish the Earth would swallow me. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
What an interesting term “closure sex” right before my wedding. So much nicer than saying I cheated with my ex.
SAgirl 24
Let me guess, you're presenting this as "your truth"?
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Comments (4)
Chazzster 32
What an interesting term “closure sex” right before my wedding. So much nicer than saying I cheated with my ex.
stickyface 17
You're an asshole. Don't sugar coat what you did with a would-be therapeutic term to make it seem acceptable and reasonable. You're a cheating piece of crap who needs annulment and shunning.
SAgirl 24
Let me guess, you're presenting this as "your truth"?
BurnInDemonFire 39
I hope your husband leaves you, your kid is sent to live with decent people, and you're left homeless and destitute.