Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
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hussamhasi 22
U still have a nice ass take it as compliment
1dvs_bstd 41
So you've got a nice kaboose, what's the big deal? Are we supposed to only worship women asses? Stop the double standards, people!
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Comments (115)
JoyAda 11
Maybe you just have a cute butt!
arrowgold 19
Lol that reminds me of that YouTube videos where they have guys with big butts bend down while people pass by.
ColdRoxas 18
I seen those lol but it always end up being funny and the person pulling the prank to get into fight lol
holaitsdez 12
Girls always like a guy with a great ass, take it as a compliment ;D
rnayyyyy 12
Reminded me of fouseytubes video
dc2fresh 15
thats halarious
Vlen_fml 20
ya know now that i think about it, i've never seen a woman filling the machines, like, ever. i'm not saying a woman can't do it, but they just don't really do it.
iwadasn 33
Now that I think about it, I've never seen anyone fill the machines. It's like it's done by ninjas in the middle of the night.
mezochan 29
I used to fill the pop machines at my old job every time we got a shipment. In the middle of the night, of course. I'm obviously a ninja.
Mons_fml 27
At least you're a man with a bomb ass booty.
lonewolf2188 5
lol this would be a hilarious illustration fml
Elban 20
Compared to a lot of fmls, if that's the worst that happens you're still having a pretty good day sir!
dietcoke09 25
Ain't nothing wrong with a lil booty on a dudey
greeneyedx 23
Your comment should be at the top lmao