Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
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hussamhasi 22
U still have a nice ass take it as compliment
1dvs_bstd 41
So you've got a nice kaboose, what's the big deal? Are we supposed to only worship women asses? Stop the double standards, people!
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Comments (115)
ILikeKoalas 24
How would "fat ass" ever be a compliment to a woman?
jonjonguapito 15
youre the skinny one, aint ya? we men want something soft and round and bouncy things around our women's curves
juturnaamo 29
It means shapely. I hear it used as a compliment among African Americans more than European Americans.
mergeterge 24
Catcalls aren't really compliments, so...
Twisted_Killjoy 23
I read 'cokes' as 'cocks' oh god
dontworry603 4
Today at the movies I yelled "damn girl that's a nice ass!" at an employee. Turns out she was a dude. FML.
Roxas_hearts 27
Some women actually like a man with an ass
tataaaaa 7
The person who said that are trying to publish his story too (his version ) . Just read it on the Mod ?
tataaaaa 7
The person who said that are trying to publish his story too ( his version ). Just read it on the Moderation . lol
TDKopecki 16
Nice dude, all those squats are finally paying off.
randy98 11
Congrats on the ass
Catdragon 40
Looks like you have some nice Assets
corky1992 33
Anyone ever read through the moderation FMLs? Just read one that I am pretty sure was submitted by the guy who complimented on this guy's ass. Hahaha.