Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML
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Bobby64
| 29
People on FML sure have great friends and roommates. :/ Yuck.
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iburppeopleup
| 0
just do the same to her, or pull another awful thing like mix bleach in her shampoo, fill her body wash or shampoo with nair... get revenge bitch!
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Bobby64
| 29
People on FML sure have great friends and roommates. :/ Yuck.
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Bobissmall
| 13
Ha, yeah i noticed this too. And yuck doesn't cover it, i almost gagged, which is strange for an FML!
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iNekoGamergurl
| 0
ohemgee, is ur pic that one dude from Card Captor Sakura? i watched it when i was like 12 .... idk...
i forgot his name .__.
i forgot his name .__.
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nibbles101
| 0
urs are all idiots, cum drys clear and then falls of in Tiny little flakes, it does not leave marks
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elainelovesyou
| 7
And you know this because.. ? xD
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Bobby64
| 29
@#13: Yes, that's where my pic comes from. His name's Kero. :)
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honeybunches88
| 5
nibbles has clearly never had sex before.
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lolitaababy
| 0
ahahahahahaha!
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roeallen
| 11
Why did she have sex on your bed? Get a lock.
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Doortje
| 29
The way I read it the roommate just borrowed her pillow, but had sex in her own bed.
Also, a lock won't do any good if they're sharing a room.
Also, a lock won't do any good if they're sharing a room.
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UpsidedownKayak
| 9
I misread that too, thanks for pointing that out, Doortje.
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insanesna1l
| 0
at least she has good posture. These things are important
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T1A2Z3
| 34
They're ROOMMATES she can't lock her out of her own room
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icedawgz
| 0
I'd lick it up
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iBoardSlide
| 0
no you wouldn't
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DoubleEdgedBlade
| 4
3 - If you did lick it up and get AIDS, I would salute you.
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iburppeopleup
| 0
just do the same to her, or pull another awful thing like mix bleach in her shampoo, fill her body wash or shampoo with nair... get revenge bitch!
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Guesswhosthabest
| 0
haha ima do da nair to my friend!!(:
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Witchcraft_fml
| 4
Is it so difficult to spell out "the"?
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Classic_PWN
| 1
I'm going to stay away from you now...
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UpsidedownKayak
| 9
That's fucked up that she is fucking on your bed. What is wrong with her bed? This is why you can't have nice things around other people.
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FMLephant
| 2
How did you find out? Did you do the scratch and sniff test?
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Sweetie2u
| 1
Win
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Phoebe_Buffay
| 14
Gee, I sure wish there was a button in which you could express whether or not you liked someones comment.
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pizzle012345
| 0
If someone had sex on my bed.... I would cut off theirs head
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claireful
| 4
theirs?
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TheRealLori
| 0
Here's a thought...wash your pillow cases once in a while! YDI for not knowing, and obviously being used to not caring. GROSS.
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BigBagel
| 0
ydi for not joining in
for
a threesome
for
a threesome
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DKjazz
| 20
shampoo + nair = one of the most awful things you can do to a person