FML : Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help...

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Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By KaraAnn17 / Saturday 12 February 2011 16:29 / United States

Intimacy

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By Bobby64 | 26

#2075775 - Saturday 12 February 2011 10:24

People on FML sure have great friends and roommates. :/ Yuck.

By iburppeopleup | 0

#2075839 - Saturday 12 February 2011 10:32

just do the same to her, or pull another awful thing like mix bleach in her shampoo, fill her body wash or shampoo with nair... get revenge bitch!

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By Bobby64 | 26

#2075775 - Saturday 12 February 2011 10:24

People on FML sure have great friends and roommates. :/ Yuck.

Bobissmall | 13

#2075925 - Saturday 12 February 2011 10:50

Ha, yeah i noticed this too. And yuck doesn't cover it, i almost gagged, which is strange for an FML!

iNekoGamergurl | 0

#2076148 - Sunday 13 February 2011 02:55

ohemgee, is ur pic that one dude from Card Captor Sakura? i watched it when i was like 12 .... idk... i forgot his name .__.

nibbles101 | 0

#2077845 - Sunday 13 February 2011 02:45

urs are all idiots, cum drys clear and then falls of in Tiny little flakes, it does not leave marks

elainelovesyou | 7

#2078547 - Sunday 13 February 2011 06:04

And you know this because.. ? xD

Bobby64 | 26

#2079724 - Sunday 13 February 2011 09:54

@#13: Yes, that's where my pic comes from. His name's Kero. :)

honeybunches88 | 5

#2084525 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 05:22

nibbles has clearly never had sex before.

lolitaababy | 0

#2085328 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:19

ahahahahahaha!

By roeallen | 11

#2075788 - Saturday 12 February 2011 10:25

Why did she have sex on your bed? Get a lock.

Doortje | 26

#2075828 - Saturday 12 February 2011 10:31

The way I read it the roommate just borrowed her pillow, but had sex in her own bed. Also, a lock won't do any good if they're sharing a room.

UpsidedownKayak | 9

#2075865 - Saturday 12 February 2011 10:35

I misread that too, thanks for pointing that out, Doortje.

insanesna1l | 0

#2077393 - Sunday 13 February 2011 12:31

at least she has good posture. These things are important

By icedawgz | 0

#2075802 - Saturday 12 February 2011 10:27

I'd lick it up

iBoardSlide | 0

#2077187 - Sunday 13 February 2011 11:12

no you wouldn't

DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#2077532 - Sunday 13 February 2011 01:19

3 - If you did lick it up and get AIDS, I would salute you.

By iburppeopleup | 0

#2075839 - Saturday 12 February 2011 10:32

just do the same to her, or pull another awful thing like mix bleach in her shampoo, fill her body wash or shampoo with nair... get revenge bitch!

Guesswhosthabest | 0

#2087193 - Wednesday 16 February 2011 02:55

haha ima do da nair to my friend!!(:

Witchcraft_fml | 4

#2307962 - Thursday 7 April 2011 10:10

Is it so difficult to spell out "the"?

Classic_PWN | 1

#2763548 - Sunday 26 June 2011 05:14

I'm going to stay away from you now...

By UpsidedownKayak | 9

#2075846 - Saturday 12 February 2011 10:33

That's fucked up that she is fucking on your bed. What is wrong with her bed? This is why you can't have nice things around other people.

By FMLephant | 2

#2075855 - Saturday 12 February 2011 10:34

How did you find out? Did you do the scratch and sniff test?

Sweetie2u | 1

#2085188 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 10:56

Win

Phoebe_Buffay | 14

#5675151 - Monday 16 September 2013 02:56

Gee, I sure wish there was a button in which you could express whether or not you liked someones comment.

By pizzle012345 | 0

#2076005 - Saturday 12 February 2011 11:10

If someone had sex on my bed.... I would cut off theirs head

claireful | 4

#2487725 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 06:58

theirs?

By TheRealLori | 0

#2076051 - Saturday 12 February 2011 11:22

Here's a thought...wash your pillow cases once in a while! YDI for not knowing, and obviously being used to not caring. GROSS.

By BigBagel | 0

#2076123 - Sunday 13 February 2011 02:41

ydi for not joining in for a threesome

By DKjazz | 20

#2076154 - Sunday 13 February 2011 02:58

shampoo + nair = one of the most awful things you can do to a person

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