By KaraAnn17 - 12/02/2011 16:29 - United States

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Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 186
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People on FML sure have great friends and roommates. :/ Yuck.

just do the same to her, or pull another awful thing like mix bleach in her shampoo, fill her body wash or shampoo with nair... get revenge bitch!

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People on FML sure have great friends and roommates. :/ Yuck.

Ha, yeah i noticed this too. And yuck doesn't cover it, i almost gagged, which is strange for an FML!

ohemgee, is ur pic that one dude from Card Captor Sakura? i watched it when i was like 12 .... idk... i forgot his name .__.

urs are all idiots, cum drys clear and then falls of in Tiny little flakes, it does not leave marks

And you know this because.. ? xD

@#13: Yes, that's where my pic comes from. His name's Kero. :)

nibbles has clearly never had sex before.

ahahahahahaha!

Why did she have sex on your bed? Get a lock.

The way I read it the roommate just borrowed her pillow, but had sex in her own bed. Also, a lock won't do any good if they're sharing a room.

I misread that too, thanks for pointing that out, Doortje.

at least she has good posture. These things are important

They're ROOMMATES she can't lock her out of her own room

I'd lick it up

no you wouldn't

3 - If you did lick it up and get AIDS, I would salute you.

just do the same to her, or pull another awful thing like mix bleach in her shampoo, fill her body wash or shampoo with nair... get revenge bitch!

haha ima do da nair to my friend!!(:

Is it so difficult to spell out "the"?

I'm going to stay away from you now...

That's fucked up that she is fucking on your bed. What is wrong with her bed? This is why you can't have nice things around other people.

How did you find out? Did you do the scratch and sniff test?

Gee, I sure wish there was a button in which you could express whether or not you liked someones comment.

If someone had sex on my bed.... I would cut off theirs head

Here's a thought...wash your pillow cases once in a while! YDI for not knowing, and obviously being used to not caring. GROSS.

ydi for not joining in for a threesome

shampoo + nair = one of the most awful things you can do to a person