By KaraAnn17 - 12/02/2011 16:29 - United States

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Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML
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Bobby64 29
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People on FML sure have great friends and roommates. :/ Yuck.

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iburppeopleup 0
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just do the same to her, or pull another awful thing like mix bleach in her shampoo, fill her body wash or shampoo with nair... get revenge bitch!

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Bobby64 29
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People on FML sure have great friends and roommates. :/ Yuck.

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Bobissmall 13
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Ha, yeah i noticed this too. And yuck doesn't cover it, i almost gagged, which is strange for an FML!

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iNekoGamergurl 0
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ohemgee, is ur pic that one dude from Card Captor Sakura? i watched it when i was like 12 .... idk... i forgot his name .__.

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nibbles101 0
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urs are all idiots, cum drys clear and then falls of in Tiny little flakes, it does not leave marks

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elainelovesyou 7
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And you know this because.. ? xD

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Bobby64 29
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@#13: Yes, that's where my pic comes from. His name's Kero. :)

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honeybunches88 5
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nibbles has clearly never had sex before.

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lolitaababy 0

ahahahahahaha!

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roeallen 11
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Why did she have sex on your bed? Get a lock.

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Doortje 29
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The way I read it the roommate just borrowed her pillow, but had sex in her own bed. Also, a lock won't do any good if they're sharing a room.

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UpsidedownKayak 9

I misread that too, thanks for pointing that out, Doortje.

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insanesna1l 0
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at least she has good posture. These things are important

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T1A2Z3 34
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They're ROOMMATES she can't lock her out of her own room

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icedawgz 0
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I'd lick it up

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iBoardSlide 0
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no you wouldn't

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4
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3 - If you did lick it up and get AIDS, I would salute you.

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iburppeopleup 0
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just do the same to her, or pull another awful thing like mix bleach in her shampoo, fill her body wash or shampoo with nair... get revenge bitch!

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Guesswhosthabest 0

haha ima do da nair to my friend!!(:

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Witchcraft_fml 4
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Is it so difficult to spell out "the"?

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Classic_PWN 1
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I'm going to stay away from you now...

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UpsidedownKayak 9

That's fucked up that she is fucking on your bed. What is wrong with her bed? This is why you can't have nice things around other people.

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FMLephant 2

How did you find out? Did you do the scratch and sniff test?

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Sweetie2u 1

Win

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Phoebe_Buffay 14

Gee, I sure wish there was a button in which you could express whether or not you liked someones comment.

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pizzle012345 0
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If someone had sex on my bed.... I would cut off theirs head

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TheRealLori 0
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Here's a thought...wash your pillow cases once in a while! YDI for not knowing, and obviously being used to not caring. GROSS.

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BigBagel 0

ydi for not joining in for a threesome

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DKjazz 20

shampoo + nair = one of the most awful things you can do to a person

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