NSFW: Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup...

Anonymous 24 August 2015, 18:08 East Northport, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

sexisntfun 30 March 2015, 02:13 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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Depression... 10 October 2012, 06:01 United States 🌶️ Spicy

We finally made it

Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML

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Bigfatfailure 28 March 2013, 10:02 Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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flopsy 3 December 2010, 16:19 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

A tale as old as time

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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Scorned 16 September 2018, 06:00 🌶️ Spicy

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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Anonymousss95 10 December 2011, 12:03 Sweden 🌶️ Spicy

Testing the waters

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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EliseV 3 November 2014, 18:56 Chino Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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Anonymous 4 February 2013, 17:17 Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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Anonymous 1 July 2016, 18:24 Mission, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML

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Anonymous 15 March 2010, 19:34 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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cutycat136 28

25 August 2015, 00:15

I know that a lot of these posts are going to be jokes, but I really am sorry that your first time had to be like that op. That really would suck.

qdawg06 23

25 August 2015, 00:41

I'm trying so hard to see the positive in this but it is pretty damn hard....

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justanonymous123 13

25 August 2015, 03:21

That really is awful. I'm so sorry for you. I couldn't imagine being in that situation. I just hope that the next person your with treated you with more respects then that jerk.