Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML
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Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, after 3 months of my boyfriend complaining his weight is making him not want sex, I suggested we go for a walk to help us both start to lose weight. He looked at me and said, "You're too fat to go walking." I'm beginning to think my weight is the problem here, not his. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
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dota_pwnage 7
At least he didn't say it was just you, he said both of you.
MrSassypants 33
"But mostly you, sweetie."
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Comments (121)
drshorter 4
Am I the only one who still thinks this is insensative and he should keep it to himself? If you're happy with how you look thats all that matters!
laden_swallow09 34
There's a difference between contentment and settling for what's already there.
fruitslut 11
That's okay OP. On our wedding night, my new husband said I was "lumpy". Fought cellulite all my life. We had been together over ten years. Why would he choose that time to let me know something we've known for years? On a side note, he died 8 years after our divorce. He pulled a Heath Ledger.
LouisianaBob 9
"had been together over ten years." Aww "he died 8 years after our divorce" oh...
steve31789 8
Perhaps this is his way of getting you both involved and spending more time together by exerciding
TurkeySlab 9
Yep your the only one
BrotherTheo 31
Sigh. I loved watching my girlfriend Dress and Undress. The female form is truly a work of art. Truly.
zandalee 19
My husband of 23 years loves to watch me dress or undress too. I'm not a perfect size 10 but he loves me anyway. Thank God for romance huh? Seems to be a dying custom.
happylappy 21
I think that's a great idea.
Gmeems 3
At least his honest hahhah
Ovalle_16 6
#Fail
garrett1999o3 16
Still a better love story than Twilight.
garrett1999o3 16
Actually,anything is better than Twilight.:3
garrett1999o3 16
I'm really just trying to get that creature of the dark badge. :I