Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML
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Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, after 3 months of my boyfriend complaining his weight is making him not want sex, I suggested we go for a walk to help us both start to lose weight. He looked at me and said, "You're too fat to go walking." I'm beginning to think my weight is the problem here, not his. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
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dota_pwnage 7
At least he didn't say it was just you, he said both of you.
MrSassypants 33
"But mostly you, sweetie."
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Comments (121)
WrongRomance 11
Burn.... some calories.
tw416 6
Your next date can be at anytime fitness.
HowieDoIt 21
We should both lose weight! Let's start with you first, and i'll weight and see how you look then.
HaneenDixon 16
It doesn't workout that way..
RoboCunnilingus 23
Maybe not, but let him exercise his right to try.
LeFrogDog 27
I would look down but my chin gets in the way.
ulissey_fml 22
I know how you could "lose" about 150 pounds instantly...
perdix 29
You're the one who brought changing into the picture. Now, your boyfriend wants to change the picture.
kwyk 23
Perdix is the one who took the picture(s).
greenie213 23
Do p90x together. I just started several days ago and I'm already seeing results.
99megster 15
36) Wow, I can tell! You look ripped! But how did you get your skin green?
vadaaa 11
Is that you in your profile picture? Jeez p90x works pretty good.
greenie213 23
Yep. P90x and steroids... I mean protein shakes.
gracehi 31
... and spinach, right? Perhaps some gamma rays thrown in the mix too?
puzzle05 9
Woot! Insanity ^_^
Omfgitsmia 15
There's nothing wrong with losing weight if there's room for improvement.
shutupAnderson 7
Your boyfriend also needs to lose that attitude along with the weight.
picante72 24
Meh just wear corsets and shape wear. Ain't nobody got time to workout and diet.
AssTard 15
I'm having to physically restrain myself from slapping you from across the internet.
EpicSquishii 21
That's too bad. How hard using the internet must be for those who can't identify joking comments. Restrain yourself, Asstard.
AssTard 15
61- Joking? What is this "joke" you speak of? I seem to not have heard of such thing.
picante72 24
It was obviously sarcasm AssTard. I fully condone diet and exercise. I go to the gym 2 hours per day and I eat healthy. I'm even studying to become a personal trainer soon.
wjh100 13
lol personal trainer.... it pays terrible and theirs a million of them. global with that, you will need it