Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML
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Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, after 3 months of my boyfriend complaining his weight is making him not want sex, I suggested we go for a walk to help us both start to lose weight. He looked at me and said, "You're too fat to go walking." I'm beginning to think my weight is the problem here, not his. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
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dota_pwnage 7
At least he didn't say it was just you, he said both of you.
MrSassypants 33
"But mostly you, sweetie."
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Comments (121)
madisonnnnn13 11
Ain't nobody got time for that
vadaaa 11
Lets slap an irrelevant comment on this FMLS and hope a bunch of people thumbs it up. Now is your time to shine!
princefigs 8
YDI . Get on a diet and a treadmil., Being fat isn't just unattractive, its unhealthy
Jag_v 7
Its a change for the better.
Enslaved 36
Next time try dimming the lights a bit. It may hide a few flaws. Damn you guys, that always want the lights bright in order to see everything!!!:P
rhysfucker 24
Candles. Light some candles. Then "change"...
gracehi 31
Since started dating my boyfriend, I've gained about 30 pounds, while he looks slimmer everyday. My theory is that he surgically implants his fat into my body while I sleep. Men are so sneaky, OP. Keep on eye on that fella of yours.
greenie213 23
I'm sneaky? And here I was thinking that I was just blundering around in the dark.
Enslaved 36
Start by working out on top of him! Hey, at least he wants to do it with you as a couple. Lots of guys do care about their appearances. Try touching a guy's bicep and see if he'll automatically flex it! I already tested it! 10 to10 so far! :P
rhysfucker 24
That's not the only thing we automatically flex when you touch it.
Enslaved 36
I'll let another girl test that theory.
Bassel7 5
Burn all the fat with the sex then.
zandalee 19
Sweaty sex, lots & lots of sweaty sex. ;)
puzzle05 9
Apparently being on top works the core. Work it girl! ;)
KayleeT 9
Ouch. That sucks to hear OP. but I'm thinking that, considering the fact that he included himself , that he may be thinking of it as a health thing. Sometimes boys say things and they don't really mean it to be offensive, it just comes out the wrong way.
29dear 16
Agree with 65. Have lots and lots of vigorous sex. ;)
spliit_fml 8
He said both you of you so he's not just calling you fat but himself too I see nothing wrong here. If you don't want to hear things like that don't change in front of him!