By Jade - 16/02/2011 05:55

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML
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Juliaa15 6

That's repulsive. I would be able to tell by the shape no matter how awake I was. Or at least by the smell.

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robc32ca 4

really? I don't believe you...

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helloletsgo 0

yeah cos it wouldn't smell or anything

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qcumberlovar 2

#18-it was the middle of the night OP was probably still half asleep.

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Penguinman909 7

well at least it wasn't something like turps...

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agsilver 14

GO TO THE **** DAMN HOSPITAL

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Juliaa15 6

That's repulsive. I would be able to tell by the shape no matter how awake I was. Or at least by the smell.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I agree, #3. I've never seen a bottle that resembled a beverage bottle. You would think the smell would be enough to wake anyone up. Most of all, I am wondering why you have beverages and beauty supplies in the same area or how you got so mixed up you thought you were in the kitchen.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

e. You would think the smell would be enough to wake anyone up. Most of all, I am wondering why you have beverages and beauty supplies in the same area or how you got so mixed up you thought you were in the kitchen.

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armman 4

Acetone is poisonous. Better see a doctor.

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yourlifesfucked 0

Fun fact- burning fat releases ketones, the same type of chemical as acetone. A buildup of ketones can put you in a coma and kill you.

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yourlifesfucked 0

It's ACTUALLY ketoacidosis. Figured I'd let it slide, but since we're all playing the "technically you're wrong" game...

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vclare 0

surely you'd have smelt the strong smell before it reached your lips??

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x_Cupcakes 0

Where where you looking for water? If in your kitchen, then you shouldn't have nail polish remover there.

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monnanon 13

Maybe they had taken a bottle of juice or water through to their room with them and grabbed a random bottle off the nightstand.

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allmidnighteyes 10

I like how you're the one so unhappy, miserable, and unsatisfied with their life that they have to resort to being a cuntrag to people on the internet that they don't know. Go drink bleach :)

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TheFlyingMan 8

Bleach is like Candy to these so called '*****'.

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ShadyFTW1 0

12 needs to keep her mouth shut unless she's on her knees.

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allmidnighteyes 10

COME AT ME BRO COME AT ME. "just some stupid nerds hiding behind a computer what idiots." Pot, meet kettle.

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brodiixx 2

wow aleeshexx you seem like the biggest ******* bitch

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10_4Franky 0

I was just reading this argument. I got a call, came back, and now they all vanished. I was hoping this would be my drama dose of the day. Haha.

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sabresrock 0

bullshit the bottles are shaped nothing like a water bottle

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crafty44444 8

wow. as odd as it sounds that happened to me before. except I woke up due to being low ( I'm a diabetic) and I thought the nalipolish remover was juice.

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