FML : Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste...

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Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML

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By Talented73 - / Sunday 23 April 2017 02:03 /

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By Eashy | 16

#7444300 - Tuesday 25 April 2017 09:26

Did you remember to floss your eyelashes aswell?

By BiGTiMeNeRD | 27

#7444438 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 01:41

At least now you'll have a fresh perspective.

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By CantTouchThat | 23

#7444256 - Tuesday 25 April 2017 08:16

Pics or it didn't happen.

By Eashy | 16

#7444300 - Tuesday 25 April 2017 09:26

Did you remember to floss your eyelashes aswell?

By BiGTiMeNeRD | 27

#7444438 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 01:41

At least now you'll have a fresh perspective.

By lukcy_basartd | 9

#7444451 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 02:52

Damn I knew I wasn't the only one! I'm so careful applicating toothpaste to the brush now..

By alaina1104 | 11

#7444464 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 03:59

CRINGE

By Talented73 | 39

#7444701 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 03:09

At least there was no permanent damage. Must be more careful....

By BARNEYSTINSON315 | 10

#7444771 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 05:26

Oh my god. Hope your eye's okay. :(

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