By AndelleRae - 22/02/2012 12:02 - United States

Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up, while trying not to do the same. FML
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AndelleRae tells us more.

This is mine. They are two and three years old, and while I tried to give them little buckets, they didn't always make it in. It's my job to watch them because I am their full time live in nanny. My sister works third shift and her husband recently passed away, so it's down to me to take care of them. Everyone is over it now, but it was a pretty nasty couple of days, for sure.

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Sounds like your two toddler nephews need to shipped back to their own homes!

That's delightful.. Hopefully you don't catch it. If they don't understand they need to go to the bathroom then you need to get them each a bucket!

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feel better...

Suck 2 dix

^uhhh, what? How would that help?

Gain in the gag-reflex control skill?

Practice makes perfect

Your picture is disgusting!!!! ^ It must've hurt like a bitch :(

Nah, I've cut my finger way worse than that before, mine only started hurting after they stitched it up.

That's delightful.. Hopefully you don't catch it. If they don't understand they need to go to the bathroom then you need to get them each a bucket!

I say just lock them in the bathroom.

They're toddlers..

So throw some toys in there.

Exactly! But really I was joking.. I have nieces and nephews that are toddlers so I know how bad it is when they get sick.

Just give them some little buckets, that's what my parents did.

Sucks for you

you don't say??

Yes, yes he does

Sounds like your two toddler nephews need to shipped back to their own homes!

I'm under the impression that the toddlers live in that same house and the OP is baby sitting them.

Yeah this makes them sound as if they're immigrants, lol.

Tell them to puke in the toilet or they will have to clean it up, it works for kids their age

No it doesn't. They are toddlers.

I take it you don't have kids?

I have this thing where I puke if I see someone else do it so really FYL :(

I'm the same :( even if I just see it on tv. really annoying haha

That's an evolutionary trait from our monkey ancestors, who fed in groups. If one member of the group threw up, the smell of the vomit would make the entire group nauseous and they would stop eating, in case the cause was the food they were eating.

Sometimes I like to drink water in a fettle position

Fettle = Condition. You like to drink water in condition position?

*Feetall.

Keep them in the bathroom :D

Or just take a family trip to the doctors

And spread a mostly-harmless virus to people in hospitals with weak immune systems and their caretakers, even though there's nothing they can do? You sir are a dumbass.