FML : Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just...

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FML - The follow-up

Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up, while trying not to do the same. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

AndelleRae Say more :

This is mine. They are two and three years old, and while I tried to give them little buckets, they didn't always make it in. It's my job to watch them because I am their full time live in nanny. My sister works third shift and her husband recently passed away, so it's down to me to take care of them. Everyone is over it now, but it was a pretty nasty couple of days, for sure.

By AndelleRae - / Wednesday 22 February 2012 12:02 / United States

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By loserman67 | 34

#4072466 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 03:59

Sounds like your two toddler nephews need to shipped back to their own homes!

By Pelreskovich | 11

#4072457 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 03:57

That's delightful.. Hopefully you don't catch it. If they don't understand they need to go to the bathroom then you need to get them each a bucket!

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By alexup24 | 13

#4072452 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 03:56

feel better...

MasterE56 | 4

#4072509 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 04:10

Suck 2 dix

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#4072600 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 04:26

^uhhh, what? How would that help?

MatheusRajuidas | 5

#4072646 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 04:36

Gain in the gag-reflex control skill?

Fmeonce_shameonu | 15

#4072723 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 04:57

Practice makes perfect

LolFMLnot | 10

#4073630 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 08:26

Your picture is disgusting!!!! ^ It must've hurt like a bitch :(

Prankster7o7 | 5

#4075745 - Thursday 23 February 2012 05:04

Nah, I've cut my finger way worse than that before, mine only started hurting after they stitched it up.

By Pelreskovich | 11

#4072457 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 03:57

That's delightful.. Hopefully you don't catch it. If they don't understand they need to go to the bathroom then you need to get them each a bucket!

SaMmIMonster96 | 6

#4072793 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 05:17

I say just lock them in the bathroom.

Pelreskovich | 11

#4072815 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 05:21

They're toddlers..

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#4073013 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 06:12

So throw some toys in there.

SaMmIMonster96 | 6

#4073268 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 07:14

Exactly! But really I was joking.. I have nieces and nephews that are toddlers so I know how bad it is when they get sick.

By Llamassss | 21

#4072459 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 03:58

Just give them some little buckets, that's what my parents did.

By harof1c | 0

#4072462 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 03:58

Sucks for you

alexup24 | 13

#4072776 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 05:13

you don't say??

memob123 | 0

#4073661 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 08:34

Yes, yes he does

By JustCallMePic | 2

#4072463 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 03:59

Ballsack.

By loserman67 | 34

#4072466 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 03:59

Sounds like your two toddler nephews need to shipped back to their own homes!

Enslaved | 36

#4072873 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 05:36

I'm under the impression that the toddlers live in that same house and the OP is baby sitting them.

crimsonprodigy | 15

#4073085 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 06:30

Yeah this makes them sound as if they're immigrants, lol.

By chili_is_good | 0

#4072470 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 03:59

Tell them to puke in the toilet or they will have to clean it up, it works for kids their age

SoNotForYou | 5

#4072488 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 04:03

No it doesn't. They are toddlers.

mrsayuso | 0

#4073319 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 07:20

I take it you don't have kids?

By rosha267 | 21

#4072471 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 03:59

I have this thing where I puke if I see someone else do it so really FYL :(

Lawzen_Rainbow | 7

#4073799 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 09:20

I'm the same :( even if I just see it on tv. really annoying haha

yourlifesfucked | 0

#4074394 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 11:59

That's an evolutionary trait from our monkey ancestors, who fed in groups. If one member of the group threw up, the smell of the vomit would make the entire group nauseous and they would stop eating, in case the cause was the food they were eating.

By jonn090 | 13

#4072473 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 04:00

Sometimes I like to drink water in a fettle position

fmlbrofml | 0

#4072808 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 05:19

Fetal,*

shannonstripes | 8

#4072960 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 06:01

foetal*

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#4073168 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 06:52

Fettle = Condition. You like to drink water in condition position?

tylersign | 11

#4074089 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 10:40

*Feetall.

yourlifesfucked | 0

#4074402 - Thursday 23 February 2012 12:01

*banana

MissNicky_fml | 0

#4485383 - Saturday 26 May 2012 08:57

#96 hahaha lol

By AssassinsCRB | 0

#4072477 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 04:00

Keep them in the bathroom :D

Redoxx_fml | 22

#4072595 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 04:25

Or just take a family trip to the doctors

primadonna9396 | 16

#4114931 - Friday 2 March 2012 08:25

And spread a mostly-harmless virus to people in hospitals with weak immune systems and their caretakers, even though there's nothing they can do? You sir are a dumbass.