Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me, "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?" I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, to which he responded, "No, probably not." FML
Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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Top comments
amandathecreator 22
At least he was honest!
Bulldozer36 21
Valid question imo
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Comments (103)
Reasonable_one 12
What part of this is the reason for FML? Was it an expensive shirt bought just for him?
kpohil 13
she said she was trying it on. did u not read it?
bfly81 7
I try on clothes after I buy this. Sometimes I just don't feel like doing it in the store. Am I the only one who does this?
pjsr 33
He sounds like he's speaking from experience. If you're the type of person who will only be intimate when everything is 'just right', then YDI.
JKPwnage 27
It's a valid question, because I'd guess you'd get pissed because he said no, even though you asked his honest opinion, and therefore he wouldn't get laid.
lillithraven95 11
Maybe she means that all he cared about was sex? And so he acted in a way which would get him there instead of being frank and honest just because.
lillithraven95 11
Well, it shouldn't matter, sex is awesome. Good looking shirt or not
graphicstyle7 17
Well, he's honest, and he's not manipulative. I'd say both those qualities are much more important than liking, or pretending to like your shirt.
AngelfromHell12 2
Ha not any more
UhHuhHoney 20
Why does this comment have negatives? She's being sarcastic.
thetancarkid 8
Well Whats the answer ?
Megan_1992 8
this is hilarious, at least he was honest.. maybe sex shouldn't be a reward for good behavior and something based on love?
BlondePsycho 43
Dont put men in a position where they have to lie to you because honesty results in punishment. Thats basically training them to lie to you.
Le_ponderer 14
#63 truer words have never been spoken!