Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me, "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?" I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, to which he responded, "No, probably not." FML
Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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amandathecreator 22
At least he was honest!
Bulldozer36 21
Valid question imo
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Comments (103)
justinccp 8
He was honest. Some women would withhold sex unless you tell them what they wanna hear. The fact he felt he had to ask to avoid that kinda makes me wonder why he'd be so timid about it in the first place
devildog562 33
Catch 22. Sometimes women just want acknowledgement and to be treated special. Sometimes they are just fishing all the time and punish you for not telling them what they want
raviolibutt 6
He should have said no and pointed out another shirt/help you find one you don't have to question. But no...he had to bring sex into this out of nowhere. As if it was the ultimate goal of the day and the reason he's spending time with you shopping. Sigh.
PharmacyJoe 13
Or because he didn't want to feel punished for being honest...? You also realize that having sex with your partner is a time when you can be intimate with each other, right? If he's asking that question, it's probably more of a proxy for: "If I say no, can we still go home and have a good night together? Or will you be upset for the rest of the evening?"
raviolibutt 6
This is an FML for a reason. I'm well aware of how sex is intimate for couples, everyone knows that. The fact that OP is upset over what he said shows that she didn't appreciate his comment. Bringing up sex for a shirt comment isn't always the way to go.
lndala 15
#40 You're one of those people who have to overanalyse each and every FML aren't you? She probably wrote this FML once she'd gotten over her original irritation and was possibly rolling her eyes and laughing about the whole thing.
AverageJoey 18
So did he say yes?
WasabiMars 21
#15 I read the FML 10 times and still wonder whether the boyfriend said yes or no. It's as if it's not obvious enough, am I right? The clues has to be there somewhere I just know it. *rolls eyes*
devildog562 33
@22 didn't your mom tell you if you keep rolling your eyes and making funny faces it'll get stuck that way ? Side note - I appreciate that blatant sarcasm, so few have it anymore .
lau1206 16
Sorry, but if you ask him, you want him to be honest, or not?!
tranced_ 45
He's definitely not a keeper!
Polynomial 28
Why?
Ianamis 6
It's called honesty he was being honest.
jeffandjeff 22
Would you prefer he lie?
WasabiMars 21
OP let me enlighten you on your situation. This is a good sign that you're in a good relationship. Honest people are really rare these days.. let along honest partners in a relationship. I know because it took me a few before I myself found a girlfriend who is honest and open.
eatsteak 20
A man shouldb want his girlfriend, wife or whoever to look good when they go out. Most women i know would be pretty pissed if they had to hear another person comment negative on there outfit, when it could of been prevented by a little honesty.
deet124 11
I think he likes it better when it's off ;)
dakid87 10
Did he get some?