Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me, "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?" I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, to which he responded, "No, probably not." FML
Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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Top comments
amandathecreator 22
At least he was honest!
Bulldozer36 21
Valid question imo
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Comments (103)
ThatAmericanGirl 5
Valid question.
hugozac88 22
The man knows what he wants
ToxicMoo33 18
I guess it's good he was honest?? But still, I'd be mad.
Sammeydw 22
And this is a perfect example of why people think that sex is the main / only thing on our mind. PS I'm male.
KingZach 10
good man thinking ahead :D
linkinpark98 24
Hey, at least he's open enough to you where he won't hesitate to let you know the truth! I'd rather be walking around in a piece of clothing that did look great on me than to be walking around in something I was made to believe looked great on me.
1800SUCKMYASS 4
He seems to have a good sense of humour at least! At least he didn't let you go out in a shirt that might not have looked good on you.
GunSlinger69 19
Lol he's funny
Door_Productions 19
Here at FML people don't like jokes. Or explanations on why they down vote them and sometimes they even down vote perfectly logical comments. Just wait, I'll get down voted too. Or someone will reply to me with a snarky rude comment and get tons of up votes.
lazrguideddonut 3
*insert snarky rude comment here*