Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me, "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?" I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, to which he responded, "No, probably not." FML
Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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Top comments
amandathecreator 22
At least he was honest!
Bulldozer36 21
Valid question imo
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Comments (103)
LifeFailure 16
I'd much prefer the honesty than to walk around in an outfit that my significant other hated. This is why men LIE about things like cheating, because some women prefer not to hear the truth!
biebahood 15
EXACTLY! why did she even ask him if she couldn't handle the truth.
unimmortal 15
well at least he was honest.
MissBehavin77 18
I don't think this is that bad. So he may not like a shirt, who cares? My husband has shirts that I don't like, not a big deal.
CaliCassanova 14
Did he????
ETwilleatyou 11
Well did you?
Unes 10
U asked a tricky question. What did u expect
kpohil 13
was he stupid enough to believe you and actually say no?
JLDork 11
i love how everyone is assuming the fml is about him not liking the shirt instead of the fact that he answered in a way that implied he was a) only there so she'd have sex with him, and b) that she's a child and couldn't handle a small amount of conconstructive criticism.
anthony89_fml 12
Fml I I gotta work tomorrow.. Smh
Enslaved 38
"I'd like it if it was off you, crumbled up in the corner of my bedroom floor-- while we're both naked!"