By Pissy - 27/11/2016 20:15

Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML
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4 year old who can read, though! Go you!

redcode5 17

That is pretty funny, guess this is going to be one of the embarrassing stories you will remember and tell many.

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redcode5 17

That is pretty funny, guess this is going to be one of the embarrassing stories you will remember and tell many.

20 years later at a family gathering: "Hey son, remember when you were 4 you pissed on the floor at the airport security checkpoint because you read a sign that said liquids weren't allowed?" ???

Stories told by mothers are always embarrassing.

I suppose his obedience counts for something... Hope it didn't delay your trip too much, OP.

I sense future smart-assery in this one

Your child is going places, I'd laugh so hard.

I mean he is at an airport

I'm sorry, but this is hilarious. XD I'm sure it sucked for you, though.

"Remember, kiddo, blood is a liquid too!"

4 year old who can read, though! Go you!

That was my first thought!

Who can read, and has legit reading comprehension skills. Smart kid.

I thought that was normal...

The boy can read, you should be proud :)

Hopefully it's been freshly mopped and there a 'Wet Floor' sign you can blame it on.

hehe heh well ain't that cute