By Pissy - 27/11/2016 20:15

Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML
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FalloutScrolls 25

4 year old who can read, though! Go you!

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redcode5 17

That is pretty funny, guess this is going to be one of the embarrassing stories you will remember and tell many.

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redcode5 17

That is pretty funny, guess this is going to be one of the embarrassing stories you will remember and tell many.

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shaaza 16
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20 years later at a family gathering: "Hey son, remember when you were 4 you pissed on the floor at the airport security checkpoint because you read a sign that said liquids weren't allowed?" ???

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CDtrasher 13
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Stories told by mothers are always embarrassing.

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C0deJunk1e 23

I suppose his obedience counts for something... Hope it didn't delay your trip too much, OP.

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crimsonclouds 19
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I sense future smart-assery in this one

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chirstinap325 21
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Your child is going places, I'd laugh so hard.

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fragmen52 18

I mean he is at an airport

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kitsuneluvuh 12

I'm sorry, but this is hilarious. XD I'm sure it sucked for you, though.

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Tripartita 44
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"Remember, kiddo, blood is a liquid too!"

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FalloutScrolls 25

4 year old who can read, though! Go you!

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wondermoose 28
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That was my first thought!

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LyricaSilvan 29
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Who can read, and has legit reading comprehension skills. Smart kid.

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_Adog2645 24
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I thought that was normal...

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abfab5300 13
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The boy can read, you should be proud :)

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Zebediabolical 39
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Hopefully it's been freshly mopped and there a 'Wet Floor' sign you can blame it on.

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StarkWolf_fml 23
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hehe heh well ain't that cute

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