By Teste - 15/07/2015 10:25 - Spain

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Today, I passed by a cute girl who was staring intensely at me. When I glanced in her direction, she smiled. Taking this as a positive sign, I approached her. Before I could say anything, she handed me a flyer explaining the benefits of STD testing. Apparently, I look like I need it. FML
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Maybe she was actually hitting on you and she's very paranoid about STDs.

Maybe she's giving you a heads up if you go after her?

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Well, it must look like you get laid?

drunkmunkey 24

don't be a fool, wrap your tool :)

Or at least have enough acne around the mouth to look like oral herpes.

A lot of people have oral herpes, I was told that's what cold sores are.

just take a asprine and you will be fine...

(sarcasm ofcourse)

Don't be silly cover your willy!

Wrap it before you tap it...

No glove, no love!

Maybe she was actually hitting on you and she's very paranoid about STDs.

I agree, probably hoping you would tell her you don't have any std's

At least you can prove you're clean to her

Azpy 26

At least it looks like you get laid

Maybe she's giving you a heads up if you go after her?

Maybe she was just trying to get your attention and not necessarily thinking you had an STD.

Silly you, get tested and show her the results.

Hay, she probably wanted to know if it's safe before she bangs!

No matter what her intentions were, that was still an exceptionally rude thing to say and do.

What did she say?

Haven't you heard?

how is that rude? that was most likely that girls job to raise awareness . she is just doing her job by handing out the flyers.

If anything she was being kind by trying to raise awareness :-)

She probably hands the flyers out to anyone who looks old enough to be sexually active. Maybe the long look she gave you was because you look younger than you are? Look on the bright side.