Miscellaneous: Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After...

By cjgreer70 - 18/01/2014 23:09 - United States - West Linn

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

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Sunday 19 January 2014 10:17

Meep meep -OP

jdizz16 16

Sunday 19 January 2014 10:20

I think you need a second opinion, pics please?

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Bilbo_Swaggins 5

Sunday 19 January 2014 17:53

So what?

awilliams44 9

Sunday 19 January 2014 18:21

if only everyone looked like a muppet

misszombiexx 10

Sunday 19 January 2014 19:20

I guess you know who to be for Halloween this year...

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 19 January 2014 19:25

Is that really a problem? Well I like beeker...

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 19 January 2014 19:30

Are you Carrot Top?

FracturedMinds 21

Sunday 19 January 2014 19:45

Agreed. This would make a really funny one if done right.

ihpp 22

Sunday 19 January 2014 19:56

everyone loves the muppets!

nyikkins 11

Sunday 19 January 2014 20:01

You're surprisingly articulate.

why57why 21

Sunday 19 January 2014 21:40

But beaker is the best

robj118 10

Sunday 19 January 2014 22:04

Awe man, that..........sucks

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