COCKYmanUSC
United States
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
never thought I'd say that
Stavanger, Norway
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
CarrieRedburn
United States
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Natalie
United States
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML
AzNFoo
United States
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
lynn777
Canada
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
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Mr_Chow 5
I guess gangs got hit by the recession too
Wolveslikepie 4
Haha be happy it wasn't my cousin he does that but fills the guns with piss
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Comments (108)
scatch 5
That's better than real guns.
kmb504 0
that's why you always stay strapped
SadinSherman 16
At least you aren't hurt
shadowPlayer 6
Better then bullets...
underguarded 20
Someone did that to me except with glue. Good thing about water is it dries.
jgduplante 9
So does glue! :P
underguarded 20
Except glue is extremely hard to get off. Water evaporates.
DemiGodPeanut 0
That's not an FML, if it was with real guns then it would be.
abceasyas123abc 12
This has happened to me, too! It was the most bizarre thing and it kind of threw me off for the rest of the day because it was just so damn random!
frankwolf86 0
coulda been a lot worse brother... funny though but do count your blessings
MissBBGoodGirl 0
FML? You should be relieved it was only a water gun!
mandoalba 5
lol it coulda been worse i use paintballs for my drive-bys and gangsters use real guns