Miscellaneous: Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water...

By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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By never thought I'd say that - 22/08/2013 19:05 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

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You deserved it 2 841

By CarrieRedburn - 27/07/2011 08:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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You deserved it 2 871

By Natalie - 01/04/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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You deserved it 4 273

By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 01:16 - New Zealand

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML

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You deserved it 9 271

By AzNFoo - 26/03/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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You deserved it 121 450

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 571

By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 282

You deserved it 22 349

By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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You deserved it 1 044

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By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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You deserved it 219

By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 509

You deserved it 2 167

Mr_Chow 5

Monday 12 September 2011 8:52

I guess gangs got hit by the recession too

Wolveslikepie 4

Monday 12 September 2011 8:50

Haha be happy it wasn't my cousin he does that but fills the guns with piss

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scatch 5

Monday 12 September 2011 13:46

That's better than real guns.

kmb504 0

Monday 12 September 2011 13:51

that's why you always stay strapped

SadinSherman 16

Monday 12 September 2011 14:06

At least you aren't hurt

shadowPlayer 6

Monday 12 September 2011 14:06

Better then bullets...

underguarded 20

Monday 12 September 2011 14:39

Someone did that to me except with glue. Good thing about water is it dries.

jgduplante 9

Monday 12 September 2011 18:24

So does glue! :P

underguarded 20

Monday 12 September 2011 20:47

Except glue is extremely hard to get off. Water evaporates.

DemiGodPeanut 0

Monday 12 September 2011 15:14

That's not an FML, if it was with real guns then it would be.

abceasyas123abc 12

Monday 12 September 2011 15:30

This has happened to me, too! It was the most bizarre thing and it kind of threw me off for the rest of the day because it was just so damn random!

frankwolf86 0

Monday 12 September 2011 15:40

coulda been a lot worse brother... funny though but do count your blessings

MissBBGoodGirl 0

Monday 12 September 2011 15:44

FML? You should be relieved it was only a water gun!

mandoalba 5

Monday 12 September 2011 16:02

lol it coulda been worse i use paintballs for my drive-bys and gangsters use real guns

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