Really? are you sure?

Battery, 1. Legally, assault is threatening to do something. Assault is to hold a bat up at someone with a seeming intent to hurt them with it, battery is actually taking the swing and hurting the person.

Taking the swing is still assault. It doesn't become battery until/unless the swing connects.

broke nose it connected

#1, I doubt the dust was a salt. Most generic dust is made of soil, insect remains and flakes of dead skin.

You misread that

I think YOU misread that. It was a joke.

Thanks captain.

In the state of Oregon, we don't have a battery charge, just different levels of assault. This is definitely assault I, if not aggravated assault.

Assault. The only 'battery' we have in Australia is in our cars, etc.

Same as Canada. God save the Queen.

That IS extreme.

You'd be surprised how often customers can flip out like this. I used to work do customer service over the phone so I never worried over physical injury. I happened upon a cool site... notalwaysright.com. The stories are priceless on there.

I hate it when I get a fine layer of dust on my box. ;)

You break you buy!! Lol

The item or the nose?

"Arse nugget"

your butthole before prison o your butthole after prison O