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Assault?
Really? are you sure?
Battery, 1. Legally, assault is threatening to do something. Assault is to hold a bat up at someone with a seeming intent to hurt them with it, battery is actually taking the swing and hurting the person.
Taking the swing is still assault. It doesn't become battery until/unless the swing connects.
broke nose it connected
You misread that
I think YOU misread that. It was a joke.
Thanks captain.
In the state of Oregon, we don't have a battery charge, just different levels of assault. This is definitely assault I, if not aggravated assault.
That's a little extreme...
Sue the mofo
I hate it when I get a fine layer of dust on my box. ;)
Tell him - "U broke it, you pay for it!"
The item or the nose?
Hope you called the cops and pressed charges against him.
Sounds like an idiot to be honest..
What an idiot. Please press charges.
OP, this guy sounds dangerous! I hope you pressed charges because the next person may get more than a broken nose!! Do your civic duty and get this arse nugget off the street and into the prison showers where he can learn to receive instead of dishing it out like he did to you!!!
"Arse nugget"
your butthole before prison o your butthole after prison O
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Assault?
Tell him - "U broke it, you pay for it!"