By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 04:51 - United States - Hernando

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Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29

It doesn't matter how many times you had sex, there's always a possibility of pregnancy! Have you never heard of 'wrap it before you tap it'?

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DogsPaw 16

Condoms are easier to change than diapers.

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islander03 5

Im sure it provoked panic and regret that contraception wasn't better used. Accidents happen and it only takes one time, hope you make a great dad if that's the route you go on

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flibertijibit 0

Shit Happens when you party naked buddy!!

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bitter3ulogy 0

Am i the only one who thought that maybe it wasn't the pregnancy test of OP's girlfriend and that she was just messing around with him?

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daydreamer244 13

Don't leave her. I just hate guys like that.

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Fishfanatic 7

Once is all it takes . If you used no contraceptives or they failed... well, my sympathies.

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