just get there first OP. they can't park on your spot if it's already taken!

But what if they cramp up OP's car. (s)he surely wouldn't want to even scratch an expensive sports car.

If OP parked first the fancy sports car would most likely not mess up its parking job

Watch out, we got a grammer nazi over here

Don't worry, I won't gas anyone!

That's if the sports car is parked tilted tail end away from the truck. Otherwise, he has no spot at all.

I hate those fucking tools that park their fancy cars all crooked cause they think it makes them entitled to it

i dont know, if i had a Bugatti id park however the hell i want to

Then you'd be one of those "fucking tools"

Don't be that person

They park crooked because they're attempting to avoid getting door dings and dents from bad drivers in the parking lot. They should just park farther away but I can understand why you'd want to avoid damage to a panel that could cost a huge sum of money to replace. Doing that in an assigned parking situation is still a huge dick move though.

37: I will blow up your Bugatti. Don't be a tool.

Really? Don't be an a$$hole here...

Guys, I work at a supermarket. I got hit, and the driver just decided that he/she wasn't mature enough to face the consequences of their actions and left. Mind you, a rear bumper is not easy to replace. Now; say they hit the rear fenders. You can't just pop those off. All the sudden, you've got a massive bodywork bill, or rust forming. Rust is car cancer. It spreads and makes the vehicle unsafe. And repairs on an sports car? Well, depending on the type, those parts might not be mass produced. Look, I love my car. It's my baby. So I get trying to park in a way that makes it difficult to get hit. I always take the spot at the top of the huge hill. Carts don't roll uphill, and it's a corner spot, with a very gradual curb, so I can get a good distance from the other spot.

Nice one #6

I never tire of a good car pun!

OP would probably lose the parking spot for that.

and nice new insurance premiums.

That's a great idea if OP wants to pay a ton of money to fix their car as well as potentially get sued and have to pay for the damage done to the sports car.

Why not just have OP try and get there before Fancycar McDouche? Then he'll learn to park straight and OP will have his space.

It's funny how most of you guys look down on those who park wrong, but consider it 'okay' to dent or scratch their car for payback. What a way to scoop down to their level.

I've been told by parking enforcement that if a car parks bad it's their fault when someone hits them

Or talk to both of them perhaps. Try and appeal to their better nature's...