Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
Today, I decided to be productive and work from a coffee shop. Just as I was about to talk to my boss on a video conference call, the barista shouted, "Latte for Batman!" FML
Today, my department found out that we're getting a new supervisor for the third time this month. I joked about how we're like "the foster kid nobody wants." One of my coworkers burst into tears and ran off. I later found out that she had been a foster child and never once had a stable home. FML
Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML
Today, while talking with a coworker, we discussed a weekend home invasion scenario. It was then that I realized my social circle is so non-existent, that my job would notice I'm gone before my friends would. FML
Today, I was talking to my good friend's girlfriend. She mentioned being afraid of losing her job. Because she was still a teenager, I jokingly said, "Oh, like you're responsible for a whole family!" She is. FML
Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML
Today, my mom, who is a huge Batman fan, is still weepy and talking non-stop about Kevin Conroy, as she has been for the past two weeks. After three days it was starting to get excessive; now I think I'm going mad like the Joker. FML
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
Today, I realised that I'm kinda living the life of a Disney princess, because I'm lonely and all my friends are animals. Yes, I also talk to them. FML
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fistnazal 10
Why so serious? Let's put'ah SMILE on that face ; )
Dweron93 5
He knows, he must be the joker :O
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Comments (182)
jaredofmo 22
How is being compared to Batman an FML? It's flippin' BATMAN.
06dopey 8
that's badass!!! don't ever dis Batman!!!!
xCrazyMexican 4
Your pic scares the shit out of me
Ugi 27
I guess the only answer is: If I was a millionaire I wouldn't be working this crummy job!
xCrazyMexican 4
What? No. I'm scared of creepy ass bleeding nuns
imaghostbusteryo 1
You got compared to Batman and you're offeded? **** you.
benikki 0
Yu should be honored!!! Batman is the shiiiiit, aint nothing wrong when someone tells yu your just like batman!!!
coried91 28
Is it that hard to put the O in you? Or is your keyboard or phone missing that button?
benikki 0
No its not hard, just the way i type it. If YU got a problem with, oh well. Dont bother meh any! Lol. I wish my keyboard could always just put it the way i want...
poohappens26 0
That's sad.
rattusrattus 19
I would say it's insensitive, but you just got compared to Batman... yeah, it's insensitive. But awesome!
LennyComa 39
Yeah it is a classic example of someone feeling akward and saying the first thing to break the silence. but better to compared to Batman than The Artful Dodger. (Except then you could break into song like a boss)
kkjkidonthate 4
(Sheldon off big bang theory voice) I'm Batman!