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By Nice - 01/05/2012 13:58 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

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By The Joker? - 31/07/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

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Unprofessionally caffeinated

By Not Batman - 20/10/2023 00:02

Today, I decided to be productive and work from a coffee shop. Just as I was about to talk to my boss on a video conference call, the barista shouted, "Latte for Batman!" FML

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Honest mistake

By Luke - 19/03/2013 09:59 - United States - Liverpool

Today, my department found out that we're getting a new supervisor for the third time this month. I joked about how we're like "the foster kid nobody wants." One of my coworkers burst into tears and ran off. I later found out that she had been a foster child and never once had a stable home. FML

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Classic

By Daniel - 09/08/2021 16:01

Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML

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By Lonely626 - 16/06/2016 22:26

Today, while talking with a coworker, we discussed a weekend home invasion scenario. It was then that I realized my social circle is so non-existent, that my job would notice I'm gone before my friends would. FML

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By Deaththreat101 - 08/08/2012 20:39 - United States - Evanston

Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML

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You never know

By Mezzlegasm - 10/07/2009 08:20 - United States

Today, I was talking to my good friend's girlfriend. She mentioned being afraid of losing her job. Because she was still a teenager, I jokingly said, "Oh, like you're responsible for a whole family!" She is. FML

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By iloveZELOS - 05/07/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML

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Joker brain

By RIP Kevin - 28/11/2022 18:00

Today, my mom, who is a huge Batman fan, is still weepy and talking non-stop about Kevin Conroy, as she has been for the past two weeks. After three days it was starting to get excessive; now I think I'm going mad like the Joker. FML

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You deserved it 134

By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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fistnazal 10

Tuesday 1 May 2012 18:58

Why so serious? Let's put'ah SMILE on that face ; )

Dweron93 5

Tuesday 1 May 2012 18:58

He knows, he must be the joker :O

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hhhwat 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 20:08

...., fyl? Pfft, that's like the best fml, don't be sad.

PussyPredator 6

Tuesday 1 May 2012 20:11

Noor, don't reply to him. He's Mexican, he doesn't know what you are.

ambowew 7

Tuesday 1 May 2012 20:14

Be grateful you weren't referred to being similar to Harry Potter. He was orphaned AND locked under the stairs!

mikou592_fml 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 21:34

LOL. I'm still looking for other examples...

nickyjp 17

Tuesday 1 May 2012 20:17

You are the hero Gotham deserves!!! :D

TheFamilyElf 17

Tuesday 1 May 2012 20:17

I mean, as far as orphans go, Batman's pretty dang cool.

jkjorn 15

Tuesday 1 May 2012 20:50

Your co-worker is a real 'glass-half-full' kind of guy, isn't he?

gauge_blackwood 6

Tuesday 1 May 2012 20:51

you should've proceeded topunch them in the face and say "im am Batman" in a deep voice

Linkerdoodles 15

Wednesday 2 May 2012 4:14

Either "I am" or "I'm", choose one. I'm am is just saying I am am.

lyssa_jean 7

Tuesday 1 May 2012 20:52

Hey, its better than being compared to little orphan annie

HeroOfHyrule 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 20:58

All there is to do now is go and get a batmobile and some sweet gadgets.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Tuesday 1 May 2012 21:01

I think he was just trying to make you feel better, but definitely FYL man.

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