Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML
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Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
Today, I decided to be productive and work from a coffee shop. Just as I was about to talk to my boss on a video conference call, the barista shouted, "Latte for Batman!" FML
Today, my department found out that we're getting a new supervisor for the third time this month. I joked about how we're like "the foster kid nobody wants." One of my coworkers burst into tears and ran off. I later found out that she had been a foster child and never once had a stable home. FML
Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML
Today, while talking with a coworker, we discussed a weekend home invasion scenario. It was then that I realized my social circle is so non-existent, that my job would notice I'm gone before my friends would. FML
Today, I was talking to my good friend's girlfriend. She mentioned being afraid of losing her job. Because she was still a teenager, I jokingly said, "Oh, like you're responsible for a whole family!" She is. FML
Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML
Today, my mom, who is a huge Batman fan, is still weepy and talking non-stop about Kevin Conroy, as she has been for the past two weeks. After three days it was starting to get excessive; now I think I'm going mad like the Joker. FML
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
Today, I realised that I'm kinda living the life of a Disney princess, because I'm lonely and all my friends are animals. Yes, I also talk to them. FML
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Top comments
fistnazal 10
Why so serious? Let's put'ah SMILE on that face ; )
Dweron93 5
He knows, he must be the joker :O
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Comments (182)
joanniejore 7
Or Harry Potter!
hateevryone 15
Not really caused for.
DataWog 30
Maybe they didn't mean in insensitively.... it would make my day to be compared to Batman. Making light of a bad situation is how I deal.
COLDB3AR 6
That's not that bad, I mean it's sad that you're an orphan and I feel awful, but Batman is ******* awesome, atleast you got compare to him.
callixto_fml 3
Dude joker doesnt know who batman is...
mpally 4
Hehe y so serious
TheMissingPiece 3
Do you have a mansion and a butler named Alfred?
aquaman95 7
And you where insulted?I would love to be batman if you seen all my BM shit its unreal
deransc 19
You're a man? Stop wasting other people's time with your sad feelings of shit that happened a long time ago. Feeling sorry for yourself is for little bitches.
angeluv_2014 22
Dude, get over it- You're an ADULT. That happens to alot of people. At least your friend was putting a humorous spin on it and comparing you to basically an idol of men. What, were you sympathy fishing or something? I mean, isn't it a little late for that? Hmmm? Well you didn't derserve that awesome comment. You're too lame to appreciate something like that.