By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say "Hello, my name is-" I sneezed right in her face. FML
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starberries 0

Introducing yourself to the new manager gets you bonus points and a raise? I would have thought that was basic etiquette.

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candy29 10

why didnt you just turn your head? you cant tell me you dont feel them coming

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candy29 10

why didnt you just turn your head? you cant tell me you dont feel them coming

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

Exactly my thought.

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afghan_angel 0

well I guess he wanted to make a really good impression :P

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ATL_chris 6

nice first impression

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KingDingALing 9

Maybe it was sudden?

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rallets 22

"hi, my name is..hi,my name is..hi, my name is... *sneeze sneeze sneeze* ...slim shady"

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tj79 3

Hello my name is..... Slim Shady mother ******... oh and I just gave you a cold... give me a raise bitch or next time it's herpes

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

same thing happened to me when I was working for Barbra Streisand, just say it was how you were brought up to meet people. just in my case it was actually how I was brought up...

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I_iz_special 0

I wish I could shake my boss's hand to get a raise. If that was the case I'd be rich.

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daltreix 3

Why hello there Aaaaaachhhhhhhooooooakcosckoskckdlckd, how do you do?

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Arsonnist 3

How do you spell that?

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McMan 23

Ahchoo :P

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caester9 0

gross

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hairt 4

EWW YOUR PICTURE LOLOL

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BizzaroG 0

So....about those bonus points....

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skyeyez9 24

You can feel a sneeze about to happen! You had time to turn away and sneeze. ydi

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Terezi 0

OP, when people say they like an in-your-face attitude, I don't believe that's what they meant.

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DarkHelmet 10

no raise for you sneezey!!

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XXXL87 0

idiot. cant you tell when a sneeze is coming? and I hope u get fired

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carcinogan 0

beast.

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littlexlion 4

"Need a Moment? Chew it over with TWIX"

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zp5 4

win.

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DarkHelmet 10

LMAO Epic Win!!!

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wwerulez14 6

He's gonna need more than a Twix to fix this lol

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twinny_sc 13

That is a sign that you shouldn't be a kiss ass.

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RedPillSucks 31

She might have enjoyed a sneeze up the ass.

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