By LennyLemon - 25/08/2016 13:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking a shower in a hostel when the girl in the cubicle next to mine decided to blow her nose onto the shower floor. The water from her cubicle was flowing into mine and I ended up standing in a puddle of fresh watery snot. FML
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MmmPinkTacos 11
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Well the shower really is the best place for a farmer's blow but that's super gross that you had to stand in someone else's bodily fluids

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Welshite 39
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I only read FML when I eat. Food tastes better the second time going down.

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DravensTheName 16
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Should have told her to snot do that again

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ApparentlyNotEno 28

It's a shame OP wasn't in a place with some water and soap so they could wash their feet right awa... wait, where did this happen again?

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MDoremis 38
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I think I vomited a little in my mouth. I really need to learn not to eat and FML at the same time.

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Welshite 39
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I only read FML when I eat. Food tastes better the second time going down.

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MmmPinkTacos 11
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Well the shower really is the best place for a farmer's blow but that's super gross that you had to stand in someone else's bodily fluids

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ezrocks4u 29
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Yeah, not sure I'd be willing to take a shower in which somebody else's bodily fluid may or may not drift into my personal space, but that's just me.

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LunaaBluee 27
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I don't think one should ever go into a public shower without sandals on... Just in case

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_Desiderata_ 9
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#11 - EXACTLY. The real FML is that OP did not realize this beforehand

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Danne696 14
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How much mucus can someone possibly produce when they're blowing their nose? I agree that your life sucks, but a puddle of snot seems like a lot.

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Tripartita 44
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She was just making do with what was probably a non-detachable shower head, OP. Normally, she'd get her nostrils nice and soapy, tilt her head forward, and plug one nostril with a hole on the shower head. No blowing necessary and it creates a fantastic sanitary fountain!

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andrmac 25

Should have peed on the floor for her!

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cuz803 44
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Snot all that bad. It could've been worst by it landing on your face

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Chrislopeztian 5
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well at least you got to clean it off right away.

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