Today, I was taking a shower in a hostel when the girl in the cubicle next to mine decided to blow her nose onto the shower floor. The water from her cubicle was flowing into mine and I ended up standing in a puddle of fresh watery snot. FML
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Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
Today, I was washing my face and I started rinsing the soap off my face with my eyes closed when I felt something gooey on my face. I opened my eyes to realize I had been rubbing snot on my face from when water got up my nose and apparently snot came down with it. FML
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML
Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
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MmmPinkTacos 11
Well the shower really is the best place for a farmer's blow but that's super gross that you had to stand in someone else's bodily fluids
Welshite 40
I only read FML when I eat. Food tastes better the second time going down.
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Comments (33)
Odin1624 12
In hockey, after we play everyone showers, we wear shower slippers to avoid having having someone else's snot and piss getting soaked up by our feet , give it a shot
AverageAvarice 23
What is grossing me out more is that the water from her body is touching your feet in the first place. I am huge on cross contamination and her dirty water was washing over you the whole time OP, before the snot.
izzajaneful 24
I'm hoping you didn't go into a hostel without shower shoes, but even if you were, that's still pretty gross.
Lalala579121 28
You should have gotten hostile.
DashPlays 18
At least she didn't pee
Scorpio01 16
now imagine if she had peed.....
firemuncher 19
to be honest that that probaly a good place to do it you cant blame her
SashaTaras 26
At least it's snot barf!
wonandonly 11
When at hostels, flip flops are key
SixthSinEnvy 39
YDI for not wearing flip flops. ALWAYS wear water shoes/flip flops in public showers.