Today, I was happy about finally having the time to pot up the...

By KaD - 27/03/2019 07:00 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I was happy about finally having the time to pot up the $50 worth of reblooming iris's I bought. Until I went into the garage and couldn't find them. My husband cleaned up and threw them in the garbage. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2022 06:00

Today, I was on the road, driving home. Before I'd headed out, I'd scored six amazing large house plants for free. My kids picked them up for me, and delivered them to my dining room. My husband put them out on the patio for me, in the sun, and burned them. Bye bye $100+ in free plants. FML

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Mind control

By Anonymous - 26/05/2020 17:00

Today, after my fiancee gave me $100 to spend at the garden center as my Mother's Day gift, when I was on my way home from the center, he called and yelled at me because I didn't get what he wanted me to get. FML

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By darquedraconian - 12/05/2014 02:27 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my son gave me some flowers for Mother's Day. Unfortunately, the only time I can enjoy them is when I go into the bathroom where they are kept so the cat doesn't eat them. FML

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Hoarders

By juggalo2 - 19/07/2023 12:00

Today, my wife can barely contain her rage at me for throwing out her collection of unique glass bottles, which she was saving for gifting and decoration. I'd feel more guilt if she hadn't been storing them in a box underneath our sink mixed with recyclables. FML

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Law and order

By Anonymous - 28/08/2015 05:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I washed all the dishes and cups from the family dinner last night and put them away. When my wife saw, she had a mini OCD breakdown and yelled at me because the cups weren't lined up with each other with the handles aligned and the flower pictures facing out left. FML

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Relationship goals

By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 15:00 - United States - Garner

Today, after I finally recovering from being ill, my husband complained about the house being messy, that I needed to clean up after myself. I filled 2 large tote bags with his stuff laying around the house, and one small stack of medical bills for me. It took me hours to clean. But I'm the messy one. FML

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By LetMeOut - 11/11/2013 18:02 - United States - Richmond

Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML

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By samantha246 - 11/05/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was pulling out of my driveway and was watching out for the flowers I'd just planted. I moved my head to look out of my window to avoid them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head, broke my nose and drove all over the flowers. FML

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Scavengers

By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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Gifts for the whole family

By don’tletthembite - 04/05/2020 02:00

Today, my trucker husband brought home roses for me, toys for the kids and bedbugs for the whole house. FML

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Wednesday 27 March 2019 15:05

My experience with men tells me they usually have no idea what this is. Leaving them where you husband could find them was very risky.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Wednesday 27 March 2019 14:09

At least he cleaned up

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Wednesday 27 March 2019 14:09

At least he cleaned up

Ashamed_Sister 60

Wednesday 27 March 2019 15:05

My experience with men tells me they usually have no idea what this is. Leaving them where you husband could find them was very risky.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 March 2019 17:00

If I found eyeballs or even eye parts in my garage, I’d freak out and then throw them out! And I’d start wearing a locking sleep mask when that crazy woman is around!

raven_of_azarath 34

Thursday 28 March 2019 2:05

How did he manage to do that? Unpotted plants are still very obviously plants you don’t throw away.

Brightside86 29

Thursday 28 March 2019 3:57

Cool that your husband cleans. I wouldn't stress about something that cost $50. How much is not being upset worth to you?

Aphrodite 20

Thursday 28 March 2019 6:01

“cOmMunNicATIOn iS iMPoRTaNt”

zuckerburg 21

Thursday 28 March 2019 9:49

Let me guess, you asked him to clean the garage, or even nagged him to do it, so when he did, you're not happy he threw out shit just laying around? yea, no sympathy when half the story is published eh...