Today, I asked the guy I’m seeing if he thought I was pretty. He replied that "all women on Earth" don’t compare to "the women in heaven", therefore all “earthly women” look like monkeys. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, a girl told me, "You're so cute, like a monkey." I seriously don't know if it's a compliment or if I'm being insulted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
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RichardPencil 30
If he thinks he knows what women in Heaven look like, then he's clearly out of his ******* mind. They are all Photoshopped, dumb-ass! Move along, nothing to see here.
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RichardPencil 30
If he thinks he knows what women in Heaven look like, then he's clearly out of his ******* mind. They are all Photoshopped, dumb-ass! Move along, nothing to see here.
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Chazzster 29
Just a variant on the theme where people are in love with an imaginary manga comic character. No one else can come close to their imaginary ideal. This is an older variant, but it’s still nut job material. Run!!!! In the future don’t ask people if you are pretty. If you are perceived that way you will know from their reactions, and if it’s the opposite you will know that too. It comes off as “needy” to ask for compliments and you may not like the reaction you get.
JasonThorn 21
"I'd oblige you, but the cops get all stern when you spontaneously send someone to Heaven. Especially if I doubt you'd get in. I'm just going to call an Uber, instead."