Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbed my inhaler and took a puff. This was probably very disturbing for the earwig which had somehow made my puffer its home, as I discovered when it shot into my mouth. FML
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Today, I used my inhaler for the first time in a year. As soon as I took a puff I felt something strange go down my throat. Upon closer inspection I discovered there had been a spider living in the mouth of my inhaler... and I had just swallowed it. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML
Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML
Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML
Today, I just drank a sip of beer and felt something so I spit it out... It was an earwig. FML
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crazytwinsmom 25
Puff the magic earwig ...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I don't actually know what an earwig is. I keep imagining a tiny mustache/toupee that lives in one's ear. I won't google it because I like thinking that. Don't judge me.
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Comments (86)
Hiphuray4peas 27
Gotta love dermaptids!
Narcisse_fml 25
You might want to start leaving the cap on your inhaler. It only takes a split second to take it off when you have to use it.
tararochelle 18
Yuck! Earwigs are the bugs that gross me out more than any other. Disgusting little things! So sorry for you! I'd be traumatized.
Satoaoi 13
ewwwhwhewhwhwh
Relenaz 9
That's disgusting! :O If I were you I'd store that inhaler in something air-tight from now on.
Tezoma 28
If I were OP, I'd get a new inhaler.
Relenaz 9
You're right. The ear wig could have laid eggs in it by now. >:D (I'm kidding)
disney_blonde 16
And now you know why inhalers come with caps.
bebopoo621 14
They climb in the top of the puffer you idiot do some research -.-
RanOutOfIdeas 4
well that's me paranoid about my inhaler.
viper8608 9
yah. but I bet it could breath awesome after that.
TheBrochure 22
Those little devils get Everywhere!
tarybear 6
I've had several experiences that are similar. Several times when I get a puff-full of dirt, and once when I used it after my six-year-old sister. A huge glob of her spit went into my mouth, it was absolutely disgusting haha.