By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
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anniemeece 23

Why the hell would you be "examining and admiring it"? That's just disgusting!

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citybeats 0

Being in your car alone =/= invisibility.

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Ninjaface 0

YDI. The only "perfect time" to pick your nose is when you're in your room by yourself. So I've been told.

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xmisa_fml 0

Ever heard of tissues? wtf admiring it?? thats sick. i think i threw up in my mouth reading this, i can just imagine you eating it too. sicko!!!!!!!!

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hotissue 0

you're gross! you deserve your humilation you weirdo

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infuzi0n 0

tint 'em, devil. tinted windows give one the freedom to do many, many things.

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1234PIE43215 0

All of these customs are utterly pointless and stupid. Who cares whether someone picks their nose or not? Hell, if he wants to, then he can do it! Why is mucus so disgusting to people, it makes no sense!

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anthem_fml 0

That is gross. but I have done the same thing. :D

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xclegend613 0

WTF is wrong with people. why the hell are you picking your nose bare fingered. blast that shit out with a snot rocket. it's so simple... roll the window down plug one side of your nose and blast off. simple yet effective

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