FML : Today, my 18th birthday, I woke up vomiting with a temperature of 104 degrees. After I settled back in bed with some water, my mom said, "This is how you're...

Today, my 18th birthday, I woke up vomiting with a temperature of 104 degrees. After I settled back in bed with some water, my mom said, "This is how you're supposed to feel on your 21st birthday, not your 18th." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nick M - / Monday 19 December 2016 17:49 /

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By cheshireau | 26

#6727523 - Sunday 25 December 2016 10:08

If you lived in Australia it's perfectly appropriate. I was wrecked the morning of my 18th from drinking and shenanigans the night before.

By MidnaLink | 31

#6727086 - Saturday 24 December 2016 15:09

Funny, I didn't realize hospital grade fevers were meant to be a 21st birthday tradition. Damn it, I missed out!

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By DanaeZee | 16

#6727081 - Saturday 24 December 2016 15:02

Perhaps this is your European side?

Sorry, OP, I hope you're feeling better now and this is no actual "today" fml

By MidnaLink | 31

#6727086 - Saturday 24 December 2016 15:09

Funny, I didn't realize hospital grade fevers were meant to be a 21st birthday tradition. Damn it, I missed out!

Steffi | 26

#6727091 - Saturday 24 December 2016 15:25

They're talking about hangovers.

Vkfan | 28

#6727103 - Saturday 24 December 2016 16:19

That's the joke

MidnaLink | 31

#6727117 - Saturday 24 December 2016 16:58

I know she's talking about a hangover, but OP is running a fever.

By moocowmilk0 | 19

#6727093 - Saturday 24 December 2016 15:37

your mom has a good sense of humor

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#6727110 - Saturday 24 December 2016 16:41

All jokes aside, I'm pretty sure if you have a temperature of 104, you need to go to the hospital.

mightBe | 0

#6727119 - Saturday 24 December 2016 17:05

definitely should. anything above 39.5 c (103 f) is quite serious

By OptimusSlime | 23

#6727112 - Saturday 24 December 2016 16:49

Just for future reference water makes you vomit more. You have to wait a few hours before you eat or drink anything after vomiting.

OysterPearls | 33

#6727172 - Saturday 24 December 2016 19:55

I haven't heard of this before, but I would try drinking Gatorade or Pedialyte if possible, those are better options than water when vomiting & might stay down a little better. Feel better OP!