By Obi1Shinobi - 30/10/2012 14:27 - United States

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML
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Demonfish 14

Your grandfather is a legend! Tad cruel though :P

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unknown_user5566 26

Grandparents: always there to remind us how "spoiled" they think we are.

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CrissyyyS2 22

Just passing his old wisdom days to you (:

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mahdi8130 8

One day I hope to be like your grandpa.

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SkoomaKi 27

The Romans had it much better, if I am correct they used sponges on a stick. I would prefer that to toilet roll, any day.

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Demonfish 14

And if memory serves, said sponge-stick was also stored in a jar of vinegar.

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pmadNess 16

Vinegar cleans as well as disinfecting. I think that is what I will provide in the bathroom at my house. History gives such rich lessons!

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gc327072 30

Y'all are ******* disgusting, I'm sticking with paper.

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X_Codes 11

@44 - Just think of the refreshing, clean sensation on your behind when it's been wiped clean with a sponge-stick.

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EpicBlondie89 19

44- toilet paper, leaving behind lovely white pieces of paper, or nice cool vinegar sponge. Think some changes are in order. Lmao

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astralvagan 20

Well, explain to him that we use more shit tickets than he did in his day....

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iamzikang 17

Your grandpa is a troll

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WiseGuy79 14

I was thinking the same thing - Grandpa might have wanted a cheap laugh...

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TrailblazerSS 5

Just wait until he starts saying "back in my day, we lived in caves." Then your life is truly ******.

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perdix 29

Don't shake hands with Grandpa... Or eat any food he has touched. You never know when he's going to go Old School on the crapper for old times' sake.

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Posthuman 26

At least he was home. Imagine not having anyone to get you anything

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LetThereBeFMLs 10

At least then OP could get out of the toilet naked and retrieve some TP. Although bumping into a family member unexpectedly may result in an even more disastrous FML.

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