Miscellaneous: Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get...

By Obi1Shinobi - 30/10/2012 14:27 - United States

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML

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By airhead2015 - 12/02/2014 17:57 - United States - Morristown

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 23:07 - Canada

Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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By lanikai610 - 26/10/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks VapoRub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML

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What happened next?

By Broke boy - 26/06/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet stall and realized too late that there was no toilet paper left on the roll. I had to awkwardly shuffle around in a panic, knocking on the stall walls to ask for help. The guy in the next stall over gruffly said, “Dude, be a man, just use a sock or something.” FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 18:33 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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Who wants to be a millionaire?

By Not telling you in a million years - 03/03/2025 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML

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Demonfish 14

Tuesday 30 October 2012 18:53

Your grandfather is a legend! Tad cruel though :P

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 30 October 2012 18:53

Grandparents: always there to remind us how "spoiled" they think we are.

Comments

yourmofo 6

Thursday 1 November 2012 12:44

We all smelt of shit in our day. Liquid Tide couldn't get rid of our skids.

Abby_jay 0

Thursday 1 November 2012 16:28

Haha that's cute

ChaoSKinG86 7

Thursday 1 November 2012 16:29

Try keeping the TP in the bathroom makes it much easier

loopmeinoddone 0

Sunday 4 November 2012 1:19

Your grandma rocks!

malachy32 1

Sunday 4 November 2012 19:54

You have an awesome grandma

Bludmagnus 13

Tuesday 6 November 2012 12:00

The people who on here actually praise the grandmother are precisely the members of the human race that prove evolution cannot possibly be true.

jayzyone 4

Wednesday 7 November 2012 20:31

Grandpa is a jokester, right, always kidding. Gotta love the old guys and their sense of humor.

slendamon 0

Thursday 8 November 2012 7:01

Totally using this when im old

feedmankeynow 10

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:19

Epic grandfather

Oxidation 5

Friday 28 June 2013 6:10

Hope OP has a sense of humor; you'll look back on this memory and have a laugh!

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