Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML
Today, my cat had a long dingleberry hanging off his butt. He decided the best way to get rid of it was to freak out and run around the house, shaking shit everywhere. To make it worse, he then licked his still shit covered butt, made a face and promptly threw up. Guess my cat isn’t the brightest. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I got an exercise wheel for my cat. He took a nap on it. FML
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML
Today, I bought my cat a catnip-filled toy that's shaped like a fish. He pounced on it, wrestled with it, and then got so scared of it for no reason that he dashed full speed into the wall. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML
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Top comments
cdgrayson 21
Me-ow
koolkanga 12
Well, much like your bowels, maybe he had a brain fart.
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Comments (109)
what12345 12
At least it's not hurting you. Most kittens enjoy clawing off human faces.
greencurtains74 11
It's not stupid. You gave it vertigo. You're terrible.
fsomelife 26
Is he okay?
hanaabear 10
my cat did the same thing ran head first into a wall and knocked herself out. cats are stupid but gotta love em
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Cats aren't stupid... It just got dizzy... Can't speak for your cat, just OP's. Some cats are a bit dumb, I'll admit. But in general they're rather smart. They know how to get what they want, at least. ;)
katertott 44
I don't see why this is an issue. Most humans do the same thing or worse.
calucalay 13
I miss my old phone that didn't **** up my phrases and the time to go over said phrases and comments to fix them. so alas... deal with it.
Ki11erC 18
Running in circles. You trying spinning small circles and not getting dizzy...
worldclassrager 41
Dizzy kitty... Try catnip or boxes or paper bags...
catsaregreatmeow 10
Aaaand what have we learned about talkin smack about cats on the internet..... Don't.
Axel5238 29
You got the cat dizzy, it's young and your surprised it managed to hurt itself? Also, you don't seem concerned that you just gave your cat a concussion. Maybe pets aren't for you.