FML : Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure,...

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Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By EpicFailAtItsFinest - / Monday 13 April 2009 02:49 / United States

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By Jessick_1 | 0

#107250 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:06

"Today, I had a seizure. I thought the lifeguard would save me but turns out they managed to knock themself out because they panicked. The ambulance took them to hospital, forgetting about me. FML"

Poor woman.

By SomeDude148 | 0

#107232 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:02

Maybe you should get a new job.

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By SomeDude148 | 0

#107232 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:02

Maybe you should get a new job.

By mf_fml | 0

#107234 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:02

at least the ambulance didn't waste a trip?

By markh110 | 0

#107235 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:02

Holy crap, lame! Hope you're feeling better :(

rkcraig53 | 0

#1339442 - Thursday 2 September 2010 17:40

Shoot the pussy! then wrap the pussy!

stormer461 | 13

#1490388 - Sunday 3 October 2010 7:54

For some reason while I was reading this I heard the generic "bonk" of a cartoon character getting hit in the head.

polarbearpiss | 15

#6060802 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 19:40

actully if you go into shock while being a life guard your not trained enough, imagine if a surgeon went into shock

By everyonehatesyou | 0

#107237 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:02

you walked into a tree, hahaha

pinkster2014 | 25

#5842190 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 21:31

This just reminded me of George of the Jungle... Watch out for that tree! xD

By Serial_fml | 0

#107246 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:04

that's one tough tree

By Jessick_1 | 0

#107250 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:06

Mudkip101004 | 7

#6669705 - Thursday 11 August 2016 23:09

Listen, I know its been several years, but the fml clearly states her getting up and walking away after the seizure without any apparent harm.

By JBiz_fml | 0

#107252 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:08

You should look for another line of work.

@ #5 - Throw your computer out of the nearest window , then go to the nearest freeway and play chicken with a bus. You'll win , I swear.

By onigiriqueen | 0

#107253 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:08

...you walked into a tree? Really?

...some lifeguard.

By PureGold | 0

#107270 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:17

...how long have you been a lifeguard? Maybe it's not the right job for you :/

By because_im_bored | 0

#107272 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:18

Although #5 was a bit harsh, I do agree. You shouldn't be in a position where you are supposed to be protecting others' lives if you can't even deal with someone having a seizure. You're lucky she wasn't seriously injured.