By EpicFailAtItsFinest - 13/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML
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Jessick_1 0
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"Today, I had a seizure. I thought the lifeguard would save me but turns out they managed to knock themself out because they panicked. The ambulance took them to hospital, forgetting about me. FML" Poor woman.

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SomeDude148 0
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Maybe you should get a new job.

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SomeDude148 0
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Maybe you should get a new job.

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mf_fml 0
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at least the ambulance didn't waste a trip?

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markh110 0
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Holy crap, lame! Hope you're feeling better :(

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rkcraig53 0

Shoot the pussy! then wrap the pussy!

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stormer461 13

For some reason while I was reading this I heard the generic "bonk" of a cartoon character getting hit in the head.

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polarbearpiss 15
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actully if you go into shock while being a life guard your not trained enough, imagine if a surgeon went into shock

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everyonehatesyou 0
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you walked into a tree, hahaha

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pinkster2014 25
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This just reminded me of George of the Jungle... Watch out for that tree! xD

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Serial 2
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that's one tough tree

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Jessick_1 0
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"Today, I had a seizure. I thought the lifeguard would save me but turns out they managed to knock themself out because they panicked. The ambulance took them to hospital, forgetting about me. FML" Poor woman.

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Mudkip101004 7
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Listen, I know its been several years, but the fml clearly states her getting up and walking away after the seizure without any apparent harm.

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JBiz_fml 0
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You should look for another line of work. @ #5 - Throw your computer out of the nearest window , then go to the nearest freeway and play chicken with a bus. You'll win , I swear.

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onigiriqueen 0
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...you walked into a tree? Really? ...some lifeguard.

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PureGold 0
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...how long have you been a lifeguard? Maybe it's not the right job for you :/

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because_im_bored 0

Although #5 was a bit harsh, I do agree. You shouldn't be in a position where you are supposed to be protecting others' lives if you can't even deal with someone having a seizure. You're lucky she wasn't seriously injured.

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