Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML
Today, my cat had a long dingleberry hanging off his butt. He decided the best way to get rid of it was to freak out and run around the house, shaking shit everywhere. To make it worse, he then licked his still shit covered butt, made a face and promptly threw up. Guess my cat isn’t the brightest. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I got an exercise wheel for my cat. He took a nap on it. FML
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML
Today, I bought my cat a catnip-filled toy that's shaped like a fish. He pounced on it, wrestled with it, and then got so scared of it for no reason that he dashed full speed into the wall. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML
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cdgrayson 21
Me-ow
koolkanga 12
Well, much like your bowels, maybe he had a brain fart.
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Comments (109)
korscrib 9
Cats. Weirdest things at the weirdest times.
Onyx3288 22
You made him dizzy and disoriented him, what did you expect?
glabberfasted 16
Seriously? You sound like a serial killer in the making, OP. A stupid one, at that. You purposely make the cat spin in circles, and are surprised when it hurts itself by running into a wall? Do us a favor, go ram your face into a wall.
beanthemouse 13
You have gotta be kidding me. Making cats run in circles means they are gonna be a serial killer? Go back to PETA.com!
beanthemouse 13
Haha, everyone is like that after running in circles x3
annunaki_fml 11
how did this get approved,its not remotely funny. whatever.
TJStarzZ 8
The only sympathy I have for this poor creature is that it has to look up to you as its owner.
jasonsfml 3
how is that a fml?
sicksadworld1317 30
How could you call an adorably doofy kitty a "thing"? Treat that cat right and you'll have up to 19 years of snuggles, laughter, and YouTube popularity. You should be grateful for that rather than calling your cat stupid, you mean person.
_GaryTheSnail_ 3
Has anyone thought that the cat was dizzy or something?
sicksadworld1317 30
Most of us have. Are you sure your name is Gary, or is this Patrick?
jagma_fml 14
and all i can think about is "where is the video"! terrible i know, but crazy cats are why youtube was invented