By notaprossie - 03/02/2010 08:42 - South Africa

Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML
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Why would you go to a "dress up" party and not dress up??? They are going to assume you are dressed up. Fail.

pretty sure they gave that same thing to everyone. big ******* deal. not a FML or a YDI.


mmmazingmary 0

second :) that's sucks :( but hey. work it if ur hot :)

speak for yourself, your definately hot enough to work it ;)

lickmyjock 0

I'm drooling

dayuuuum number 2 i'd tap that

Prestigex 0


050294 0

Fat girl angle shot done quite well, actually.

050294 0

The comment posted before I could finish :( Anyways... No, a **** is a ****, and them showing it is disgusting. I'm pretty sure your picture is a great FGAS - Fat Girl Angle Shot - a picture at an angle, usually a slutty, promiscuous one, hiding what their body truly looks like IRL. Get your attention wanting butt off the Internet, please.

pieceoschmidt 8

you are pretty damn gorgeous miss mary btw OP, you got a drink out of it, and a lot of people nowadays dress like pirates or ******, dont take it offensively

O_o Seriously, Mary? Cover your ****. "A durrr I has bewbies, I want everyones on FML to looks at my BEWBIES!" Yikes.

responses 0

wow look at all these loser guys trying to flirt on fml hahahaha ever heard of **** you creepers?

I bet they didn't even notice she's underage.

whitley1031 0

haha, well although u are hot, mary, OP, fyl, bc u didnt purposely dress likea *****, tht guy just prolly wanted some of u and let u in. and btw, stop bashing mary bc altho she looks hot, idrt this is a phake photo. but mary, unless u WANT to look like OP, pick a diff pic. an if u do WANT to look likea *****, FML isnt the place to do it.

The severe lack of "game" is cracking me up. Some of these guys are the same ones running around talking about how much they get laid. I honestly doubt it with lines like these.!

Oh, also...if she WAS a sif, her arm wouldn't be that thin. Sifs are pretty easy to pick out.

Mary you are hott and I'd tap you too. but, you should cover up some, I mean, do you want creepy old pervs jacking off to your ****? maybe you do, idk, but I do know your looking for attention right now. but I sometimes have those cravings too. anyway, if your ever in Houston let me know ;)

@97: I honestly think you 2 could make a cute couple. 

omnistryder 0

I think #97 is Hott too

Mary is hot. Nuff said.

Number 97, ya id tap that to

Futurefrog 0

well that is what you get for going out looking like a pirate. plus y do u care if they thought you were a pirate? pirates r awesome

@100 I think we would make an awesome bi/lez couple as well! hopefully she'd let us threesome with a guy, cause I like penis too much >_<

Check out that chunky leg.

Congratulations, you losers. You're trying to chat up a stranger online, thinking you'll get some mmorpg roleplay sex.

I like your cleavage.

I smell jail bait

#2... Not everyone who's hot should act like a *****... e.e

nice **** 2.

@132 .... what??

csf1998 0

its over at 123

Roflmfao #75 you're ******* awesome.

Lancerman7449 0

and your pretty damn ugly #52

wow really? pretty sure you need to put the gals away hun and all these other guyss need to stop creeping. fyl #2 for trying to look hot, and failing. :/ uhhhm have a nice day! (:

fatalkiss 0

lol she's seventeen. go take cold showers

#2theyd mistake u2 but not cuz ur hot...cuz ur a cyberslut!

Hanban 0

Looking at #2's visitors (not including me), I can see that she wants anonymous people to go check her FGAS (or whatever the hell that you call it) just to be accepted. Anyway, I agree with a lot of people saying she's a ***** for showing her breasts. Win for 161 and 166. :D/

Since she's from the US and the legal age of consent in the US is 18, she is not legal. If you happen to be in Queensland, she's not legal there either.

The age of consent is lower in Texas.

haha agreed. its def a fgas. =]] and she is not hott at all.. she has no bottom lip haha

lol im just going to agree with this statement one more time

NICE2 AND 97 LULZ fapfapfap

17 in NY. laws are strange. should be illegal to hit on a girl through fml...

really guys? stfu and leave her alone. maybe she just wanted to feel pretty. all of us girls do. its not like shes naked

Wait, OP, did you look more like a prostitute or a pirate?

so do you naturally look like prostitute?

So did you look more like a pirate or a prostitute? O_o

isminei 6

I like your hat. :)

U GET A FREE DRINK! Enjoy it baby

Toasty283 8

You should've just played it off and went like, "check out y costume bitches!"

Seeing as it was at a bar, it would seem likely that everyone was expected to be in costume and frankly it's sometimes hard to tell with what women wear to bars. There's no reason to take that so personally.

uknorob 0

she might just dress inapproprately and they though was dressed up. anyway even though you are an adult you should not go to parties that have that kind of theme or go to bad parties like that. Respect who you are. most guys , if not all guys would only want to take addvantage of you.

Why would you go to a "dress up" party and not dress up??? They are going to assume you are dressed up. Fail.

LeStab 4

I was going to say the same thing.

ArielTheMermaid 17

6 took the words right out of my mouth

pretty sure they gave that same thing to everyone. big ******* deal. not a FML or a YDI.

I agree. I hate when non-FMLs are posted.

omnistryder 0

why... it gives everyone a reason to bitch

whitley1031 0

yo, #69, u got big ears xD no offense or anything. and OP, like i said, FYL

agreed#8. they handed the same thing to every one OP. don't be stupid. . .

omnistryder 0

yo #94 I know I have big ears. I pick up satalire radio with these SOB's. it's awesome!

anybody who wears pirate clothes on a regular basis is cool in my book lol

how do u know she they didnt look like hooker???

So? You got a free drink. lol. They probably gave that to everyone.

050294 0

"You are a pirate!"

The song is looping in my head now. Dammit.

050294 0

You're welcome, ha ha.

do what you want cause a pirate is free. you are a pirate!

gethightonight 0

lmao I was just going to ask if she had an eyepatch on :P

I hope she wore an eyepatch for a thong, that would be the best costume. Best of both worlds!

maybe it could of something they handed out to everyone have you ever thought of that

DogmaT_fml 4

well free drink.. the booty is all yours