Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
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on_a_boat 0
I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(
altna 4
That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.
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Comments (308)
chyeaitskim 0
K um you must suck at babysitting if you fall asleep watching the kids..
f_u_c_kmylife 0
I really hope this is fake.
maj_midnightman 0
I lold until I threw up my ice cream.
desiree_rose 0
**** you.
worstlifevuh 0
worst piece of trash babysitter ever, you're supposed to be looking after the kids, and then you kill their kitten. Who's next? The kids? You're a bad bad person.
manders_ 0
this is fake. it is a known fact that you will not roll on top of any living thing, hence you never hurt your baby while you're sleeping. and i saw this on a cartoon before.
mothafucka_fml 0
i just threw up a little in my mouth... i fkn hope that was fake.
jarofarts 0
been watching the sopranos recently?
SortaBlack 0
229 hahahaha
scorpiogirl666 0
223 + 225: i said that because humans suck. we kill each other and the planet and i don't give a damn about most humans. cats and dogs, on the other hand, don't mess around with the earth and create problem after problem. we always say WE'RE the smartest animals, but we're really just all stupid and should go kill ourselves. if anyone doesn't see the logic in that, please tell me.