Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
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on_a_boat 0
I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(
altna 4
That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.
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Comments (308)
scorpiogirl666 0
242, you suck. what do you mean, animals don't have souls? you're a retard. HUMANS are the ones that start wars, abuse ones they SHOULD love, create things that they know are bad, and bully people to help themselves. who do you think you are, saying animals don't have souls? go die.
tick_tock 0
You are a complete and utter douche bag.
kt20 0
Holy SHIT that's my biggest fear!
derekjeter92 0
215/256 you're sick in the head
rachelizzie 0
omg. go..shoot yourself. or something. i dont know. BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!
redmanjoe 0
All you people who are freaking about one cat dying are just stupid. Thousands of animals are dying every single goddamn day and none of you give a shit. you guys are horrible. what about the Sumatran tiger or how about the sea otter how about the thousands of other animals that are losing their homes because of logging and deforestation. you guys are foolish for crying for one kitten.
Paulspacefdot 0
That sucks on so many levels... I'm going to go hug my cat now. He's an adult cat and sleeps with me all the time.
sugasug 0
if this isn't some made up crap..sucks dude. but wouldn't you have felt it...you kinda deserved it by falling asleep (on the job).
vampirate77 0
#215 are you out of your mind? animals are amazing but they arent more valuable than the life of a human. sure there are corrupt evil people out there, but its ridiculous to say that humankind as a whole is useless and stupid. i agree with #223 because that sounds like something a small child would say. thats bullshit. wouldnt RATHER see anything die. If you dislike humans so much, i implore you, please, kill yourself because that would make everyone happy. you for ridding the world of one more war-creating, ignorant human, me because i wont be typing a paragraph to a 9-year old girl with pony posters all over her room thinking shes intelligent because she can see the corruption in society when no one else cant,and the rest of the world because, well lets face it reading your comment made everyone that much dumber.
ibaneziceman 0
Shit happens. Get over it.