Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
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on_a_boat 0
I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(
altna 4
That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.
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Ambahh737 0
you, are an asshole.
7_______7_______ 0
LOL
7_______7_______ 0
LOL
katheriinex0 0
lol, such a babysitting fail who falls asleep when youre supposed to be watching kids? YDI for not doing your job (not that i at all support the death of kittens, i really hope this is fake)
7_______7_______ 0
To 215: are you out of your goddam mind son? Or are you just having a laugh? (I suppose it is somewhat sad that I can't tell, but there are actual people with those views out there. ******* eco-terrorists, let me eat my veal in peace dammit!)
SortaBlack 0
238 ur high, animals don't even have souls I find no logic in what ur saying
SortaBlack 0
215 I don't know why it said 238
LoveIsAStory 0
Ha. #8 I agree. Duude, I hope that you really learn from this. But honestly, thats a fail.
JackFrost 0
Today, I hired a babysitter who I felt was reasonably competent. She fell asleep while watching my kids and squashed our four week old kitten. I came home to two traumatized kids and one dead kitty. FML.
Matzaball300 0
okay i agree half way with the killing other people for no reason and stuff but remember that theres still the good people in the world. and if we all killed ourselves who would feed the kittens and puppies???