Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
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on_a_boat 0
I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(
altna 4
That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.
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Dutchie2010 0
You fell asleep while babysitting and killed a cat. YDI, the cat didn't. #274, you've got some screws loose. favorite fml? really?
xx_hayleyy 0
1. this can't be real. 2. sleeping on the job, ey? WAY TO GO. 3. what did you tell the kids? the cat was taking a nap like you were? smooth.
xxjoexx 0
238-great idea, start with yourself and i promise the rest of us will follow.....******* hippies.
burtoda 0
man thats sad.
falconpunch 0
ok you all need to calm the hell down. I love cats as much as the next guy but 'shit happens'. im sure this person feels like the worst person alive enough. id fall asleep with a cuddly thing too and im sure you all would, but you have to be carful you dumb@$$. yea baby siting is boring but you dont get paid for sleeping. # 215 and his army go (F)yourselfs, animals fight all the time, just like humans, its called alfa males and territory. Have you ever even seen the Discovery channel? their just more primitive about it (your in my spot i kill you or your food im hungry i kill and eat you). their just as violent as we are your just standing up for the cute ones but your just a hipocrite you'd let a carnivor like a wolf die in an instant, especialy when hes eating your face for coming to close. life is tough for all living beings we just have the edge. And you seriously need help you terrorist lol i mean thats over the top emo. and animals do die all the time but your still siting there reading this if you care so much move your lazy @$$ and stop female dogin about it. seriously dude your the type of person i hate wha wha wha but do you do anything else about it. and just to keep facts straight i dont like are species either since the gun theirs no honnor in killing another and therefor its pointless Ninjas still rock though No skill. No meaning. Epic battles, like the way spartens or samauri fought, are rare its easy to pick up a gun and kill some thing but do you have what it takes to win an unarmed match p.s. good luck borrowing a cup of sugar p.p.s. 215 your man card has been revoked death is just another part of life and we all got to live with it. Small Tip: Noob go get a new cat befor the get back or else your screwd D:
McLaughlane 0
I've decided that this is fake just so that I don't feel so upset about it, because if it's real then it breaks my heart.
APit 0
this is sad:( its not ur fault thou
Feltron 0
kitty got pwnd
Kareohlynah 0
Your ******* bitch!!!
F_M_L_Seriously 0
FMLs shouldn't be depressing. It sucks that this happened and you are responsible for it, but can you not post your depressing ass shit to ruin the rest of our days. FTCL