Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
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on_a_boat 0
I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(
altna 4
That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.
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scorpiogirl666 0
oh my god... i know you didn't mean to, but i hate you. poor kitten... that's an awful way to die... i'm feeling so horrible and guilty FOR the OP. to all the people that were saying it's JUST A CAT... since when is ANY animal's life (including humans) worth more than another's? i, for one, would MUCH rather see three newborn babies and five adult humans get murdered than an innocent kitten or puppy.
mk1o3o 0
so much for babysitting...
xOpheliacx 0
You ******* dumbass. You fail at life for not knowing NOT to fall asleep while holding something so small and helpless.
xOMFGx 0
this is just like the stories with the babies dieing because the mother rolled over. F the cats life!
SortaBlack 0
Hahaha people need to calm down it's not like it's an actual baby
too_much_fun 0
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many comments! Keep them coming hahahah
ExaggeratedFML_fml 0
@34 I had a very similar story. We found 3 abandoned kittens by the road that were no more than 2 or 3 weeks old. We cared for them, took the to the vet to get their shots and tested and everything. After they were about 5 or 6 weeks old they started fighting each other so we had to find new homes for 2 of them. We still have the last cat (Dusk) who is about a year now and very healthy. Cat's can survive without their mothers from a young age if you are careful with them. And FYL that is an unfortunate story but at least you didn't kill the children!
Matzaball300 0
number 215... u r a retard and should seek professional help if that was a serious comment. i dont like to see this happen either but u would kill 3 babies and 5 people for 1 kitten or puppy??? ARE YOU ******** ME OR JUST PLAIN CRAZY AND STUPID???
firebrand111 0
As an animal lover this might be the worst fml I've ever seen.
firebrand111 0
And #215 you must be pretty young because no rational person would say that.