Boozehound

By sad fat drunk - 25/05/2020 05:00

Today, I realized that my one and only motivation to lose weight was the fact that it would take less alcohol to get me blitzed if I didn’t weigh as much. FML
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tounces7 27

Tends to save money on food, too. Look at the positive things.

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RichardPencil 30

That's better than wanting to squeeze into some dress for a high school reunion.

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tounces7 27

Tends to save money on food, too. Look at the positive things.

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RichardPencil 30

That's better than wanting to squeeze into some dress for a high school reunion.

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Nhayaa 21

Knowing how high in calories alcohol is, your motivation to lose weight is precisely what's gonna make you fail. EDIT: Since answering to our own comments is no longer an option, here is my response to DirtySalamander. A shot of rhum (4cl) is around 87kcal. A glass of wine (12cl) is around 100. A glass of beer (25cl) is around 110. So beer is actually the lowest. ALL alcohols are high in calories. Alcohol is by definition a fermented liquid. Fermentation means sugar.

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DirtySalamander 9

beer has a lot of calories but not alcohol. so yea.

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Skyler Bond 3

Vodka, and Gin have the lowest beer has a bunch of carbs and calories. quit trying to make them fatter 😂

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Chantalle Hensgens-Waltmans 19

That’s really not how it works 🤦🏼‍♀️

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