By Dx - 06/03/2011 07:18 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML
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If you can't make popcorn, you probably shouldn't baby sit.

christa953 12

you're out of a job, they're out of a microwave.

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did you get paid at least? lol

"heres your pay for trying to burn down my house and almost kill my baby!!:) thanks a bunch!! :D"

you forgot "come back later".

christa953 12

you're out of a job, they're out of a microwave.

wendyyyy 0

Hahaha.

rockyraccoon28 8

and a babysitter.

NEVER LEAVE FUCKING POPCORN UNATTENDED..:D

what if its non fucking popcorn?

I did that one time. it's like a yellow smoke and the yellow will never come off the microwave lol

If you can't make popcorn, you probably shouldn't baby sit.

shanemc1991 0

I second this.... or third?

Op can't make ice without blowin up the house ether lol

KiddNYC1O 20

Most have buttons for that shit.

At least it's only babysitting :D

MisherzzSquisher 0

Op should still be more careful and pay attention! :0

YDI for not being where you belong..

DKjazz 20

Oh, I get it. Sexism. Sammich and whatnot.

samadams42 0

He/she must have been taking a pretty damn big shit if the house smoked out before she was done lol.

samadams42 0

Op's a Jerry.