FML : Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the...

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Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML

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You deserved it

By Dx / Sunday 6 March 2011 07:18 / United States

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By LadyLane | 0

#2155865 - Sunday 6 March 2011 16:44

If you can't make popcorn, you probably shouldn't baby sit.

By christa953 | 12

#2155839 - Sunday 6 March 2011 16:38

you're out of a job, they're out of a microwave.

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By mariazzz | 5

#2155832 - Sunday 6 March 2011 16:36

did you get paid at least? lol

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iNekoGamergurl | 0

#2156870 - Sunday 6 March 2011 23:00

"heres your pay for trying to burn down my house and almost kill my baby!!:) thanks a bunch!! :D"

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T3P33_fml | 0

#2157042 - Monday 7 March 2011 0:39

you forgot "come back later".

By christa953 | 12

#2155839 - Sunday 6 March 2011 16:38

you're out of a job, they're out of a microwave.

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wendyyyy | 0

#2155973 - Sunday 6 March 2011 17:08

Hahaha.

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rockyraccoon28 | 8

#2157618 - Monday 7 March 2011 5:43

and a babysitter.

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kyliebear | 15

#3833278 - Thursday 5 January 2012 11:34

NEVER LEAVE FUCKING POPCORN UNATTENDED..:D

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monkosis71 | 6

#4199314 - Thursday 22 March 2012 7:13

what if its non fucking popcorn?

By FairyTales_fml | 6

#2155857 - Sunday 6 March 2011 16:42

I did that one time. it's like a yellow smoke and the yellow will never come off the microwave lol

By LadyLane | 0

#2155865 - Sunday 6 March 2011 16:44

If you can't make popcorn, you probably shouldn't baby sit.

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Kallik | 0

#2157630 - Monday 7 March 2011 5:54

true

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shanemc1991 | 0

#2157740 - Monday 7 March 2011 7:38

I second this.... or third?

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steeledwolf | 8

#2429000 - Friday 29 April 2011 12:50

Op can't make ice without blowin up the house ether lol

By KiddNYC1O | 20

#2155869 - Sunday 6 March 2011 16:45

Most have buttons for that shit.

By iBanana | 17

#2155881 - Sunday 6 March 2011 16:49

At least it's only babysitting :D

By MisherzzSquisher | 0

#2155887 - Sunday 6 March 2011 16:50

Op should still be more careful and pay attention! :0

By sonkey | 0

#2155896 - Sunday 6 March 2011 16:51

YDI for not being where you belong..

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DKjazz | 20

#2156234 - Sunday 6 March 2011 19:19

Oh, I get it. Sexism. Sammich and whatnot.

By samadams42 | 0

#2155920 - Sunday 6 March 2011 16:55

He/she must have been taking a pretty damn big shit if the house smoked out before she was done lol.

By samadams42 | 0

#2155931 - Sunday 6 March 2011 16:58

Op's a Jerry.

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