Work: Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby... - FML

By Dx - 06/03/2011 07:18 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML

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Sunday 6 March 2011 16:44

If you can't make popcorn, you probably shouldn't baby sit.

christa953 12

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:38

you're out of a job, they're out of a microwave.

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Sunday 6 March 2011 16:36

did you get paid at least? lol

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Sunday 6 March 2011 23:00

"heres your pay for trying to burn down my house and almost kill my baby!!:) thanks a bunch!! :D"

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Monday 7 March 2011 0:39

you forgot "come back later".

christa953 12

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:38

you're out of a job, they're out of a microwave.

wendyyyy 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 17:08

Hahaha.

rockyraccoon28 8

Monday 7 March 2011 5:43

and a babysitter.

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Thursday 5 January 2012 11:34

NEVER LEAVE FUCKING POPCORN UNATTENDED..:D

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Thursday 22 March 2012 7:13

what if its non fucking popcorn?

FairyTales_fml 6

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Sunday 6 March 2011 16:42

I did that one time. it's like a yellow smoke and the yellow will never come off the microwave lol

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Sunday 6 March 2011 16:44

If you can't make popcorn, you probably shouldn't baby sit.

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Monday 7 March 2011 5:54

true

shanemc1991 0

Monday 7 March 2011 7:38

I second this.... or third?

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Friday 29 April 2011 12:50

Op can't make ice without blowin up the house ether lol

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:45

Most have buttons for that shit.

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Sunday 6 March 2011 16:49

At least it's only babysitting :D

MisherzzSquisher 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:50

Op should still be more careful and pay attention! :0

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Sunday 6 March 2011 16:51

YDI for not being where you belong..

DKjazz 20

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:19

Oh, I get it. Sexism. Sammich and whatnot.

samadams42 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:55

He/she must have been taking a pretty damn big shit if the house smoked out before she was done lol.

samadams42 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:58

Op's a Jerry.

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